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Saturday Dec 11, 2004

Dec 11, 2004
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So I got a call on my cell phone at about 8:30 last night night. "Caller ID Blocked"
I expected it to be my uncle, as he's pretty much the only person who calls me regularly and has his caller id blocked.
So I answer, expecting it to be him, and instead I'm greeted with a very thick african/middle eastern/indian accent telling me that he's from the government grant information center.
I quckly told him that he was calling a cell phone, this usually gets rid of the solicitors, but not him, he just kept on going. So I asked him how he got my number, he says something on the order of "I'm calling from the government grant information center, you file taxes right? " "Yes" "That's how we got your number".
I don't list my cell phone number on my taxes.
He then goes on to tell me that I've qualified for an $8,000 grant.
"Wow" I think, "I never even applied for a grant" I kept my mouth shut though, and let him keep on going.
He said that all I needed to do was to fill out and sign some paperwork and they'd send me the grant. Being the easily amused type, I generally just go along with these people until it gets to the part where they want my money, then tell them no thanks.
I was just getting ready to be asked for my address, when instead he asked me who my bank was. I'm somewhat surprised, but I tell him one of the banks that I do business with. He then asks if I know my account numbers...
hullo, what's all 'dis 'den?
I tell him I don't know my numbers, and don't have my checkbook with me. Could he give me *his* number and I'll call back? No, apparantly that won't work.
So it looks like I ran afoul of an honest to god con-scheme.
How fun!
I told him to call me tomorrow (today) and I'd have the info. I'm going to see what I can do with this.

The sad part is, there are people who are going to fall for this guy.
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alexis:
How exciting! The only people that call my cell phone unwanted are bill collectors and the american red cross. The american red cross goes ahead and makes appointments for me if I pick up.

Dont fall for the scam! Ya know... I can't even think of a reason why you would need a grant.
Dec 20, 2004
alexis:
I told spidey here on my bed that you wouldn't come after him again.
Dec 20, 2004

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