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Wednesday Jul 06, 2005

Jul 6, 2005
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garbage man ambition update:

was in a car with my dad. just as we were turning right, a garbage truck cut in front of us and pulled 100 feet down the street. I got out to see if the car would fit around the truck. no. traffic was completely blocked & the smell was to cheese what cheese is to milk. like an amalgam of every bad stink you could think of swirling in the manhattan heat like a newly opened clothes dryer.

the two ruffians throwing the bags into the back of the truck, were big & strong with bent bodies. they looked meeeeeean, like the driver who had cut us off. these would be my buddies if I offered my services to the dept. of sanitation.

"he spent half his salary on aromatherapy"
"don't drop the ajax"

thanks, but...

next chapter: "drug trials guinea pig"
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morgannahh:
I think your the definate winner of the best line i've heard for my birthday...."almost cool enough to be 30"...biggrin makes one feel much better....

Its nice to also find someone who has as you say....locked the l word away....too many people use it like its meaning is lost....i just hope i do get to give it to someone someday...and that he or she is the right one....
Jul 7, 2005
cheech:
My last sentence wasn't directed at you- it was just generally directed at anyone who'd think (say) doctors and teachers deserve a lot more than garbagemen.... well, those two have higher student-loan bills, probably, but as far as service to society goes: I don't need much more education (hopefully none); I haven't (luckily) needed an operation any time lately; I do need my garbage taken out every single week, without fail, for the rest of my life. That is all I mean.
Jul 7, 2005

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