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I don't know if I have one anymore

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Sunday Nov 02, 2003

Nov 2, 2003
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My TV refuses to work. I think God's trying to tell me to get back to my writing. Unfortunately, I'm going to miss the Simpsons Halloween Special!!!!

I've been contemplating starting my own web-comic page. My only problem is that I can't draw. Oh, the irony. Any artists out their looking to work for free?

(This is so going to be the best Halloween episode ever. *sigh*)
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rockinricky:
Yea eggs are yucky . . . aspecially when you're scraping a carton of them off your shop windows with a razor blade.

Not to fear, it wasn't the best Halloween episode ever. It was pretty rad, but I liked the one where they all turned inside-out the best.
Nov 2, 2003
phoolsfire:
but thats why god made computers, for porn and on line comics, (drinky crow being the best of all time ever). as long as the storys good, the illistrations don't really count. you could put like

love (caption)"don't say a word,....my psychic friend already told me you love me"
eeek "then she also told you about the vd"


i hope you find that funny and not uterly offensive.
Nov 3, 2003

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