hellynn

american idol rules....

and by "rules" i mean sucks ass in the most awful way possible.
i bet you watch all those bachelor/average joes shits that end up on network tv too!

but you seem like such a lovely young lady!

ya know, i look on somebody's page here, and someone - i THINK it was you - said something about liking dem porn shops to dat s.g. natalie chikapoo...

now what could you POSSIBLY be looking for in them?

knowing that youse a ruff, tuff nu yawkah dat duzzn't know howta kwit, cuddit be...

...temblor-5 gear vibators?

....truncheon-shaped dildos?

...dirty mags with the MAD magazine fold-ins where you only see da goodz when yas fold it in?

well, maybe not any of dese t'ings, but if i got yas all wrong, you bettah check out this dame who'z posing as you cuz she's seighin all sortsa stuff about you and just TAKE HUH TO DA CURB inna BADAZZ BROOKLYN STYLEE!!!!

and if it WAS you, well, uh... carry on. enjoy your day.



[Edited on Jan 23, 2004 7:06PM]