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Sunday Dec 25, 2005

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seriously this is from the family archives....

On the twelveth day of x-mas my true love gave to me
....twelve round the worlders

....eleven oozing clits

...ten tantilizing tits

...nine naked nymphos

....eight gaping assholes

...seven scrotums swinging

....six sleazy sluts

....five mother fuckers

....four cock suckers

...three french ticklers

...two brass balls

....and a hand job in a pear tree


It is almost time for another glorious year to begin....happy, happy everybody....
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fred:

That's my kind of christmas song... completely filthy and obscene. hehe
I wouldn't mind christmas songs if they were all like that.
Merry day after christmas.
Dec 25, 2005
candycox:
Love it! hahahah. I hate xxmas songs, but that one would redeem all. Who wouldn't want ten tantalizing tits?? Yummy. teehee. tongue

xoxo


PS Sorry about scaring u with my strap-on photos earlier... hahaha... my friend wanted me to post them so she could see what it looked like... I don't even own one, that belongs to the guy. I work as an escort, so I see a lot of crazy shit, let me tell you.
Dec 26, 2005

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