hellonurse

uh...i left you a testimonial...

I try to wait for people to find them...but I am very impatient when it comes to the internet.

The picture is for real, but I added the penises with Photoshop.

^You don't know how many times a day I have to say that.

Do a google image search for "King Offa."

hi. hope you're okay. I know you're in the shit right now, and I feel useless, so I'm thinking good thoughts in your direction.

"When I was 34" doesn't quite have the same ring a ding ding...guess I gots to wait until next year

Thanks for the loverly welcome...music snobs unite!! Now off to get the new Saint Etienne...

foolisimus!

dude, call me when you get a minute. what is going on with my little cuteness?

how you doin' kiddo?

hang in there..

that sucks. see, our house just sort of fell in our laps....but while it was pending for us, they showed it two 2 dozen other people, several of whom wanted to put in contracts in case ours fell through.
it's a war trying to find a residence.
good luck, i know the perfect place is still out there for you!

♥

Did y'all figure out a travel schedule? Vegas vacation needs to happen before I move and before the blistering heat of doom (June).

HellllLLLOOOOOO NURSE!

That's all.

Oh wait...

A) Funny story above^
B) We need to do lunch.

I don't htink you missed anything...you saw my update on NYE as well as Smuffy's, no? Also,i finally bought a new car which I will go to pay for tomorrow. That's about it.

Woah. That's way too deep for me to spelunk.

Allergic to pine trees!!?? So does that mean that your car smells like Vanillaroma or Spice?

You could kill some time at ZipperFish

Welcome to the D-A-I-Y-E Spa...

OBEY MY DOG!!

see, i let you in and then you don't do anything?!?!?