This story caught my eyes today on drudge.
First of all, the ad next to it, for some reason, seems to be motivated by the idea that I can be bought with SHIPS.
In fact, this is only partly true. Which ship makes all the difference in the world. I don't need no pansy ship. I want this one.
Secondly, the story mentioned the famed New Sweden Church Coffee Arsenicking.
These are the origins of my cat, Piper Jihad Vortex Oswego,
whose mommy was the cat of the deceased arsenic poisoner. It's a delightful story.

First of all, the ad next to it, for some reason, seems to be motivated by the idea that I can be bought with SHIPS.

In fact, this is only partly true. Which ship makes all the difference in the world. I don't need no pansy ship. I want this one.

Secondly, the story mentioned the famed New Sweden Church Coffee Arsenicking.

These are the origins of my cat, Piper Jihad Vortex Oswego,

whose mommy was the cat of the deceased arsenic poisoner. It's a delightful story.

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Aw!! my first positive feedback
that guy in the office is seriously cute.
I'm very mad at the olympics because I missed an episode of watching him.
also the frame is 11x14 inches in size. if you send me a new frame, I would love you more than ever.