hellkitten

Well, Sunday went well. Did a lot of nothing most of the day, then organized all the stuff I'm selling on ebay, added a bunch of new groups to my list here, and changed my sheets for the new week. YaY I get to sleep in Spongebob sheets!

Now I'm sitting here playing snood, wondering what else I can sell and reading some updated journals. Ahh.. this is the life!

1: A little old man shuffled....... slooooowly into an ice cream parlor, pulled himself...............slooooooowly ...........painfully ............ up onto a stool.

After catching his breathe ......... he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?

" No," he replied, "Arthritis"

2: Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his
side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying
roused him from his slumber He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

"Becky my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't
talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something
that I must confess."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's all
right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your
best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "but now relax, let the poison work."