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Thursday Jul 01, 2004

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I drew out some plans for a wall to wall window seat I'd like to build this summer. I posted the plan in gif form in my pics. It'll have 18 16"x12" drawers which will create a bunch of much needed hide-away space. The shelves can hold my special stuffed animals like Mike & Sully of Monster Inc fame, my Starbucks 30th Anniversary bear, my Dobby doll, etc.. I collect stuff like that, but never can find a good place for it. Having shelving units on each end will give me a lot of room to place them. I'm excited. Now I just have to find the right stain, and the right handles. Whee!

And now a joke...
An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent.
Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to have s*x with him.

Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay Her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She figures in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the night before - so she agrees.

This goes on for 5 nights.

On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar. But this night he orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner. Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from and he tells her Melbourne.

"So am I" she says. "What suburb in Melbourne?"

"Glen Iris" he says.

"That's amazing" she says, "so am I - what street?"

"Cameo street" he says."

"This is unbelievable" she says, "what number?"

He says "Number 20" and she is astonished.

"You are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number
22 and my parents still live there!"

"I know" he says "your father gave me $1,000 to give to you!"

He who drinks Australian - thinks Australian! tongue
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