Take my uterus away!
Please for the love of all that is good and holy in this world let me stop bleeding, I'm so tired of it. And my face is all broken out and icky and I feel like wearing a bag over my head.
There should be a way to have my uterus cryogenically frozen until I'm ready to use it. They could keep it in safe deposit box and I could carry the key around on a special keychain and then when I'm ready to have children I can have a big party before I go pick up my uterus and begin the reproduction process.
I would pay top dollar for that for sure.
Today shall hence forth be known as the day I received my first official payment for being a web developer, also known as the day I pulled 500 dollars out of my ass.
That has such a nice ring to it, you know.
I think I'm gonna go watch a movie.
on the heating pad. with weed. and chocolate. and labradors, and kitties. and Manzilla.
edited to say:
350 am
I've got doozers in my head. feels like it's going to explode
watched a kickass movie with Ice T and John Lithgow. Now watching Season 14 L&O again.
I just want my head to stop throbbing. I took 5 ibuprofen and I'm waiting for this mask that I bought that has massage beads that goes over the eyes to get hot so I can try and see if somehow that might do it.
someone drill a hole in my head.
Please for the love of all that is good and holy in this world let me stop bleeding, I'm so tired of it. And my face is all broken out and icky and I feel like wearing a bag over my head.
There should be a way to have my uterus cryogenically frozen until I'm ready to use it. They could keep it in safe deposit box and I could carry the key around on a special keychain and then when I'm ready to have children I can have a big party before I go pick up my uterus and begin the reproduction process.
I would pay top dollar for that for sure.
Today shall hence forth be known as the day I received my first official payment for being a web developer, also known as the day I pulled 500 dollars out of my ass.
That has such a nice ring to it, you know.
I think I'm gonna go watch a movie.
on the heating pad. with weed. and chocolate. and labradors, and kitties. and Manzilla.
edited to say:
350 am
I've got doozers in my head. feels like it's going to explode
watched a kickass movie with Ice T and John Lithgow. Now watching Season 14 L&O again.
I just want my head to stop throbbing. I took 5 ibuprofen and I'm waiting for this mask that I bought that has massage beads that goes over the eyes to get hot so I can try and see if somehow that might do it.
someone drill a hole in my head.
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Tummy grows almost as fast as my mood swings - poor Sam - he truly has the patience of a Saint. I am no ball of sunshine to be certain.
Weed and chocolate and puppy tummies - yee haaa.
Miss you kitty cat from Hades...