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Here's something i wrote a while back, to let the shit outta my head in hopes of getting to bed at a reasonable hour. i didn't work... true story by the way.



Insomnia.

Christ!

Its five oclock in the morning.

Glad I dont have to work tomorrow. I hate this not being able to sleep shit. I wish I could just shut my brain off...
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attack_macaque:
Ugh, I can relate on imsomnia, it sucks ass. I get about 3-4 hours of sleep a night during the week if I'm lucky. frown Damn overactive mind, I wish it would shut the hell up sometimes and give me some peace.

Speaking of Dean, I'm hoping he gets the nod to head up the DNC - of the candidates that I know enough about to make a judgment, he's probably the only one I have any confidence in. And that scream episode was a total screwjob. "Liberal media" my ass. mad
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A Worthy Cause

I know that X-mas is over and all but i was listening to NPR and they had a story about Heiffer international. It sounds like a really cool charity. Here's how it werks you give them money and they send livestock to poor rural families around the globe.

Heiffer international will teach the new owner how to care for the animal(s), milk...
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hellboundliberal:
ps. anyone wanna go halvsies on a goat i got 60 bucks to burn.



there's no way that that could sound any more perverse
attack_macaque:
Perverse? Well, I guess it depends which half of the goat you're thinking of keeping... biggrin Seriously, it sounds like a good charity.

Yeah, I saw the episodes yesterday - they also had several today. I love that fucking show. love Our PBS station down here in Dallas, believe it or not, was actually the first in the country to show Python, and I remember watching it as a kid - this was just a few years after the show had its first run on BBC. I'm not sure what's more fucked up, the fact that my mom let me watch Python or the fact that I'm that old. Of course, she also let me watch SNL during the Belushi/Ackroyd years - my mom was cool like that. Now, in those days 99% of the humor went over my head - I pretty much watched it for the Gilliam cartoons and the silly stuff like the Gumbys.

On a related note, Cuidado_Llamas was almost my SG username. ooo aaa
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SIT ON MY FACE AND TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME;
I'LL SIT ON YOUR FACE, AND TELL YOU I LOVE YOU, TOO.

I LOVE TO HEAR YOU ORALIZE,
WHEN I'M BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
YOU BLOW ME AWAY!

SIT ON MY FACE AND LET MY LIPS EMBRACE YOU.
I'LL SIT ON YOUR FACE. I LOVE YOU TRULY.

LIFE CAN BE FINE IF WE BOTH SIXTY...
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attack_macaque:
Happy New Year!

Python rawks! Don't know if you've heard this, but it's a little song by Eric Idle called "The FCC Song":

"Heres a little song I wrote the other day while I was out duck hunting with a judge Its a new song, its dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it, it will cost a quarter of a million dollars."
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attack_macaque:
I've been trying to make sense of this shit since I heard about it, and still haven't come up with anything except that they're trying to put some shine on Bush's balls.

Now, if we were talking "Asshole of the Year," he'd have my vote hands down... ooo aaa
erica:
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Im headed up to grand rapids for x-mas! whoop te doo!

I ordered "horny holidays" and it hasn't come yet... even though it said it was delivered. damn you amazon i wants my mojo nixon!

work has been busy as fuck.... but i've been off alot so yeah.

i'm planning on getting stinko at the x-mas party. getting drunk is only fun if you can...
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b57913:
i like the user picture. um... horny holidays? haha
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Anyone voicing an opinion outside of a free speech/ Forced labour camp will be shot.

Anyone caught out after manditory 8:oo pm curfew will be shot.

Anyone without a citizens badge will be shot

SHUT UP!

Vote the proper way

Citizens posessing inflammatory literature music or other media, will be sent to political re-allignment camps and shot.

Pay no attention to your disappearing civil...
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attack_macaque:
The preceding message was brought to you by Fox News, a division of the Republican Party, Inc. biggrin ooo aaa
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Arkansas Supreme Court Rules on Harmful to Minors Case
Yesterday the Arkansas Supreme Court issued an opinion answering certified questions from the U.S. District Court seeking an interpretation of Act 858, the States amendment to its harmful to minors display law. The Comic Book Legal Defense Fund and a number of other plaintiffs challenged the constitutionality of the Act.

CBLDF Director Charles Brownstein explains, The...
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odette:
ohhhhhh pakoras RULE!!!!

and samosas... and nan


ok great, now i need indian food
anabel:
oh wow. i didn't know about that...i need a cigarette too... blackeyed
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WAR IS PEACE, POVERTY IS FREEDOM, IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

I hereby confess that i am a thought criminal and an enemy of the state. I tried to persuade citizens that there was no viable reason to be at war with eurasia when the war with east asia is far from over. I confess that i am a traitor and used propaganda of Michael Moore instead...
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abevigoda:
Nice to have another voice from the left in the CE boards smile

Careful telling Stockula to "shut the fuck up', he'll flag ya. Wouldn't want to see you zotted so early in your SG-ness.
attack_macaque:
(edited because I posted something in the wrong journal and really don't want to confuse you)

Uh, hello... blush

[Edited on Nov 16, 2004 4:39PM]