thelefthand:
true....normally when someone talks about "their imaginary freind" they get locked up....not paid to stand in a church and tell others about it.... 
On the subject of Cabbies:
Alright so i was gettin offa work tonight and did the usual routine of gettin into street clothes smoking a couple of cigs and saying goodbye to another day of the menial grind.
i called allied cab and went out front to wait. (after delivering a hand made b-day card to liz the bartender) so i wait. and wait. and...
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Alright so i was gettin offa work tonight and did the usual routine of gettin into street clothes smoking a couple of cigs and saying goodbye to another day of the menial grind.
i called allied cab and went out front to wait. (after delivering a hand made b-day card to liz the bartender) so i wait. and wait. and...
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misc. music #2;
(for driving and the like)
1. Filet of sole
THE DEAD MILKMEN
2. We Love You (live)
COCK SPARRER
3. Bring the Noise
PUBLIC ENEMY
4. Funky Kingston
TOOTS & THE MAYTALS
5. All By Myself
JOHNNY THUNDERS
6. Back in the USSR
DEAD KENNEDYS
7. Boom Boom
JOHN LEE HOOKER
8. Sailin' On
BAD BRAINS
9. Bam Bam
TOOTS & THE...
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(for driving and the like)
1. Filet of sole
THE DEAD MILKMEN
2. We Love You (live)
COCK SPARRER
3. Bring the Noise
PUBLIC ENEMY
4. Funky Kingston
TOOTS & THE MAYTALS
5. All By Myself
JOHNNY THUNDERS
6. Back in the USSR
DEAD KENNEDYS
7. Boom Boom
JOHN LEE HOOKER
8. Sailin' On
BAD BRAINS
9. Bam Bam
TOOTS & THE...
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"There is no half-measizzles at all," B-to-tha-izzush said dur'n an event here on his Social Security proposals. "When tha United States n France say witdraw, we mean complete witdrawal, no halfhearted measures. Bitches."
Translated using Gizoogle.com, i can die a happy fucking man.
Translated using Gizoogle.com, i can die a happy fucking man.
b57913:
hahaha nice. I've used that once before, but had forgot about it.
It's tax time again... i think we should produce a little ad inspired by George Lakoff and the Christian Childrens Fund.
Hopefully it will get the Fox news type to support a more socialized system. Three things are necessary for this commercial to be successful patriotism, Jesus and cute kids.
** start with a sweeping shot of New York city
Announcer:
America is truly the...
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Hopefully it will get the Fox news type to support a more socialized system. Three things are necessary for this commercial to be successful patriotism, Jesus and cute kids.
** start with a sweeping shot of New York city
Announcer:
America is truly the...
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clidna:
Very creative... maybe that kind of commercial would get the point across, people always say those Christian Children's Fund ones make them cry!
attack_macaque:
Whatever you do, don't use the word "socialized" in there anywhere - the Faux news types have been trained to slobber like Pavlov's dog every time they hear "social-" anything. And by slobber I mean foam at the mouth and bark. 
Good stuff, though.
Good stuff, though.
attack_macaque:
"I will not buy this tobacconists. It is scratched."
I think someone has stolen my identity... i feel a violated.
my email account is gettin all these returned messages that i didn't send.
the most disturbing part is that the're for "teen boy" sites...
I contacted my service provider and i think the next step is to call the police.
i feel like i'm going to throw up.
my email account is gettin all these returned messages that i didn't send.
the most disturbing part is that the're for "teen boy" sites...
I contacted my service provider and i think the next step is to call the police.
i feel like i'm going to throw up.
attack_macaque:
You know, someday someone is going to steal my identity, and I'm going to laugh my ass off at their bad luck. 
Hope you're able to get that resolved without a huge hassle - identity theft sucks.
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stirfry:
i am just busting your balls, man. it's just what i do. don't take me so seriously.
i would, though, truely like to know what you think of the ACLU defending NAMBLA. i feel that thier site is a "how-to" for getting away with child molestation. NOT a free speach issue, but a public saftey and legal one.
i would, though, truely like to know what you think of the ACLU defending NAMBLA. i feel that thier site is a "how-to" for getting away with child molestation. NOT a free speach issue, but a public saftey and legal one.
stirfry:
fair enough.
attack_macaque:
Yikes! I'm not sure I would want a job that involved lopping the heads off of things. Not because I'm a vegan/vegetarian, but because of lasting mental images like that one.
Oh, and I like the "Christmas Story" reference.
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La llama es una cuadrupeda
que vive en grande rios parecido el Amazonas.
Ello toiene dos orejas un corazn
una frente y un pico para comiend miel.
Pero ello es suministrado con aleta pare nadando.
(The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon.
It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey.
But it is provided with fins for swimming.)
Llamas son mas grande que ranas.
(Llamas are larger than frogs.)
Llamas son peligrosa
Asi si usted ve uno donde pueblo es nodando usted grita Cuidado Llamas.
(Llamas are dangerous,
so if you see one where people are swimming,
you shout: )
Cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, Llamas!
Ole!
[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 1:06AM]
Oh, and I like the "Christmas Story" reference.
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La llama es una cuadrupeda
que vive en grande rios parecido el Amazonas.
Ello toiene dos orejas un corazn
una frente y un pico para comiend miel.
Pero ello es suministrado con aleta pare nadando.
(The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon.
It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey.
But it is provided with fins for swimming.)
Llamas son mas grande que ranas.
(Llamas are larger than frogs.)
Llamas son peligrosa
Asi si usted ve uno donde pueblo es nodando usted grita Cuidado Llamas.
(Llamas are dangerous,
so if you see one where people are swimming,
you shout: )
Cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, Llamas!
Ole!
[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 1:06AM]