How did i get this out of shape?
Hmmm... probably because i smoke thirty cigarettes a day and really good (fatty) and really bad(fatty) food with out exercizing.
For the past week i've been having back spasms my guess it's from the sinful life i lead glottony, sloth, lust, envy.... umm... there's more but i cant remember.
My knowlege from the time i spent in...
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Hmmm... probably because i smoke thirty cigarettes a day and really good (fatty) and really bad(fatty) food with out exercizing.
For the past week i've been having back spasms my guess it's from the sinful life i lead glottony, sloth, lust, envy.... umm... there's more but i cant remember.
My knowlege from the time i spent in...
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attack_macaque:
How's it going? Sounds like you've been having lots of work-related fun lately. 
The picture above looks like something my stepmother might serve up for dinner. Just the heads, though...
The picture above looks like something my stepmother might serve up for dinner. Just the heads, though...
propernoun:
Nah. Narragansett, RI. But... RI sucks.
xosoxpanda:
I still love you to death my sweet, sadistic Shelby 
xosoxpanda:
reading all your rantings make me feel close to u, I fall deep inside mself and imagine a late night phone call, tieing up the line for hours on end fullfilling devious fantasies with you, my favourite love/sex affair
kristie:
I love the specials! 
Thanks for stopping by!
Thanks for stopping by!i got a 75 cent raise at work today... that's the only good news i have.
do you ever have the feeling you're being cheated?
do you ever have the feeling you're being cheated?
flowerofromance:
Are you intentionally quoting John Lydon?
flowerofromance:
Haha, sorry if I alarmed you. I used to live near Nashville, I'm from Knoxville...and I must have seen your posts on the boards or something, cos I had you bookmarked. (I never remember what I do on this site in the wee small hours of the morning.) Anyway, anyone who likes the Misfits and Johnny Thunders is alright with me.
You ever get the feeling you're being lied to...
Whoo-Hoo!
I'm off for the next two days... and i don't have a damn thing to do.
In other news i think my toe is infected... it's probably from wearing sweaty doc's 18 hours a day. I should probably wear sandals but i hate my feet. they're ugly... my toes look like skinny fingers. skinny pale monkey fingers.
we're still looking to replace our cunt...
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I'm off for the next two days... and i don't have a damn thing to do.
In other news i think my toe is infected... it's probably from wearing sweaty doc's 18 hours a day. I should probably wear sandals but i hate my feet. they're ugly... my toes look like skinny fingers. skinny pale monkey fingers.
we're still looking to replace our cunt...
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Hmm... work has been infuriating lately.
Our pastry cook, if you can call her that, has been an unbearable cunt. From the moment she walks in the door she's bitching about something... it's almost like she's got an entire beach worth of sand nesseled in her vagina.
For example today she couldn't find her offset spatula... no big deal. If she had asked with out...
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Our pastry cook, if you can call her that, has been an unbearable cunt. From the moment she walks in the door she's bitching about something... it's almost like she's got an entire beach worth of sand nesseled in her vagina.
For example today she couldn't find her offset spatula... no big deal. If she had asked with out...
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hellboundliberal:
update!
this was the tagline on some spam i got...
"Get your cock into an anal bitch today!"
this was the tagline on some spam i got...
"Get your cock into an anal bitch today!"
xosoxpanda:
this is when random acts of butchery are recommended... this co- worker might make a great accessory to the walk-in freezer and with all the sharp utensils to choose from, how can you resist manslaughter? Am I wrong for condoning murder?? eh, I hart you Shelby David Lowrie (if I mispelt your name imma look damn stupid right about now)
Required listening!!!
Kool Moe Dee: Run
it's a damn good song and i don't even like rap...
and here's a pikcha i doodled it's too big to fit in the widow... so click here.
Kool Moe Dee: Run
it's a damn good song and i don't even like rap...
and here's a pikcha i doodled it's too big to fit in the widow... so click here.
attack_macaque:
Haha! Love the picture!
Damn I'm old...
Damn I'm old...