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hellboundliberal

grand rapids, mi/ windsor, ontario

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Thursday Jul 28, 2005

Jul 28, 2005
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Hmm... work has been infuriating lately.

Our pastry cook, if you can call her that, has been an unbearable cunt. From the moment she walks in the door she's bitching about something... it's almost like she's got an entire beach worth of sand nesseled in her vagina.

For example today she couldn't find her offset spatula... no big deal. If she had asked with out the fucking additude i would've gladly helped her find it. But no that would be too easy.

If i knew for sure that i could get away with it... i'd punch her in the eyeball. blackeyed I'm on the verge of snapping.

Please if there's anyone in the Nashville area who likes to cook drop by the restaurant and fill out an application. All of us will thank you.

In other news the landlord is trying to evict my mum and i. (fuck you... like you never lived with your mom) It's a fucking mess i don't want to deal with...all i want to do is watch cartoons and talk to morgan. she's so damn cool it hurts.

catch ya later masturbator...
hellboundliberal:
update!

this was the tagline on some spam i got...

"Get your cock into an anal bitch today!"
Jul 28, 2005
xosoxpanda:
this is when random acts of butchery are recommended... this co- worker might make a great accessory to the walk-in freezer and with all the sharp utensils to choose from, how can you resist manslaughter? Am I wrong for condoning murder?? eh, I hart you Shelby David Lowrie (if I mispelt your name imma look damn stupid right about now) love
Jul 30, 2005

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