NEW STUDY SHOWS, GOD IS AN ASSHOLE.
taken fromThe New York Crimes
The ten plagues, the crusades, the black death, nazi's, totalitarian dictatorships, a.i.d.s., 9/11. Scientists have been looking into these events for the last four years and have concluded that God is a spiteful malicious asshole.
The results of this study are shocking the religious community.
"I never really liked [God]." says regular church goer Allan Smithee. "I just didn't want anything to happen to my children... God holds nothing against killing our kids or giving them diseases."
Scientists also state that the Islamic God or "Allah" in additon to the Judeo-Christian God are both guilty of "Religious Douchbaggery"
taken fromThe New York Crimes
The ten plagues, the crusades, the black death, nazi's, totalitarian dictatorships, a.i.d.s., 9/11. Scientists have been looking into these events for the last four years and have concluded that God is a spiteful malicious asshole.
The results of this study are shocking the religious community.
"I never really liked [God]." says regular church goer Allan Smithee. "I just didn't want anything to happen to my children... God holds nothing against killing our kids or giving them diseases."
Scientists also state that the Islamic God or "Allah" in additon to the Judeo-Christian God are both guilty of "Religious Douchbaggery"