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grand rapids, mi/ windsor, ontario

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Wednesday Oct 19, 2005

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Don't Wanna Sleep or Prep Drone goes to Sysco-town

i finally watched "Audition" and it scared the bejeesus outta me... it's five a.m. now (round about) and i don't wanna sleep. Fuck you! it was fucking scary!

i took a tour of the Sysco (giant food purveyor) warehouse today, wandered around the gigantic coolers for about an hour. It was pretty cool... i saw a lot of shiity product that they sell to chain stores and some stuff that was in the higher end of the spectrum.

the best part, for me atleast was that i got free food... pretty good food too. better than the usual canned soup, frozen pizza and cigarettes i usually consider as food.

they started out by giving us some kind of cryo-vac avocado that tasted like chemicals, blech!

then they assaulted us with cheeses and the promise of more cheese. i could've eaten a whole block of the stilton they let us try.

then the proteins came, in mammoth proportions. Good fatty porkchops that you could actually cut with ease. some kind of beef shoulder that looked like a tenderloin... wasn't paying attention, eating. Veal butt in some kind of rice dish was the next... and veal chops soon followed.

Then they decided to wow us with the pre cooked mussels and clams... not too excited by this the sous and i decided to let ourselves out for a smoke.

when we returned from indulging our addictions it was time for a disgustingly huge piece of chocolate cake they called some ridiculous name. the cake itself wieghed, i shit you not, ten pounds. it tasted just like sarah lee. Good but not right for our restaurant but that's why we have a pastry chef.

(i wanted to go off on how portion size is not the deciding factor in what i wanna eat... or serve. but i thought to hold my sharpened tongue. A lot of shit is still shit... but they were nice)

The tour finished i inhaled a couple more cigs before signing out at the guard station and piled in to the car on the cramped journey back to F.Scott's.

Sysco was amazin, the sheer size of it and the logistical nightmare that must take place just to keep it running smoothly. i tip my hat to thee.





ooh and i gave myself a haircut. looks kinda shitty but not bad for DIY.


I am a sexy sexy man-child!
brocklee:
yeah man..SYSCO is MAD CRAZY...u shouldve seen all the stuff they were having US taste....BLECH BLECH and some not so BLECH.....DOOD>>>u saw audition??? that movie is helllla disturbing .my lil sis gave me a copy on dvd a few years back....im still traumatized by the dood in the bag eating his own puke...ewwwwwww..ohh and how about them pins in the eyeballs
Oct 23, 2005

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