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hellbilly

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Tuesday Apr 20, 2004

Apr 20, 2004
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So I have this habit lately of dropping things under the desk where the computer sits. If it was just random thngs I wouldn't car. But if it's foodstuffs. If I could find where these items of food stuff land then I wouldn't care. But I can't and I find that kind of disturbing. A pretzel disapeared earlier today, which isn't so bad. However that chunk of tomatoe that got away from me on Friday, well that's a bit of a mystery. I'd kind of like to know where that went.
It reminds me of this time I was on the phone with my father, and we're chatting away as adult men do. I'm down in Nc up to something and he's sounding kind of distracted. So I asked him what's wrong and he just sort of says in an offhand kind of way, " Well I cut the end of my finger off and it fell somewhere. Now I can't find it." He just kind of mentioned it like he dropped his pen. This being my father I wasn't as surprised as you'd think I'd be so I just casually asked, " Oh yeah? How'd that happen?."
" Oh I was fixing that glass lamp shade on my desk and it broke, cut the tip of my finger right off." "

"Huh, well that sucks."

" Well it's just the tip. everything forward of the bone."

" Well what are you gonna do?"

" Well it doesn't bother me any. I just can't find it, and the damn cat's prowling around my feet. I'm hoping she didn't latch on to it."

" Yeah, well that cat'll eat anything."

" I'm gonna let you go, see if I can't find that thing. Or else it'll end up in the cat."

" Alright, I'll talk to you later."

So I hung up and my room mate looked up from her book and said, " So what's going on with your dad?"

I said, " Oh he just cut the tip of his finger off fixing a lamp. Now he can't find it and he think's the cat might have eaten it."

She went back to her book.

" So you're dad's fine?"

" Oh yeah."

And that's a true story albeit a sick one. The funny thing is I don't think he ever found the end of his finger, and he walks around with his left index finger a little shorter than his right.

I'd still like to know where the hell that chunk of tomato ran off to.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
cybele:
Individuality is cool. My dad happens to be a macho, born-again christian. Scary, huh??
Apr 21, 2004
cybele:
I really like the "ritual" associated with catholicism (you know, the incense, the priestly vestments, etc.), without the dogma. Nice that your father is rather private about the whole thing. It's certainly preferable to the pushy, preachy alternative (writ: MY DAD).

Oh yeah, and thanks for showing me how to spell "whoa." smile
Apr 21, 2004

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