Everyone who was hankerin' for that story might have to hang on to their drawers for a bit. I got 8 million things to do and 2 hours to do them in. I have to clean my bathroom, clean the rest of the house kind of (it being such a wreck now I don't really care, I mean you can't polish a turd) go to...
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josephene:
Strip club...hmmm...now there's an idea... 
catiedid:
Make sure you have a fantastic birthday! Party away the misery of this week. we will all be here waiting for pics and stories!
The fury.
It takes a lot to enrage me, and when it happens it's never pretty. Thankfully I can control it. Otherwise today it would have been double homicide time for me. So I'm getting bounced out of the house I live in because the guy who lived there before is moving his girlfriend and her 13 yearold daughter in, and I have to split....
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It takes a lot to enrage me, and when it happens it's never pretty. Thankfully I can control it. Otherwise today it would have been double homicide time for me. So I'm getting bounced out of the house I live in because the guy who lived there before is moving his girlfriend and her 13 yearold daughter in, and I have to split....
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kittyspit:
OMG--it would be well worth it to come to NC to kick her fucking ass-lol as long as you provide the bail money- 
catiedid:
patience is not what i'm known for....
i just might have a story lurking up my sleeve. i think it is my turn to cheer up you and miss josephene...
i just might have a story lurking up my sleeve. i think it is my turn to cheer up you and miss josephene...
I just want to state that I love the wind. My friend Tim, depite being a burly farmer type, is scared of it. It actually frightens him. I fins this kind of funny. But the wind is howling today. Not like it does out West or anything, but it got some heft to it today. Of course where I work and where I live is...
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lightsneeze:
Well...I am an open and very forgiving person...so there. 
cybele:
I love the whole heavy, humid, pre-thunderstorm thing. When you can smell and taste the moisture in the air, and everything sort of has this "electric" quality. Guess I've read too much Tennessee Williams.
Nice, very nice...
Nice, very nice...
Oh crap folks. It's raining again. well actually it hasn't really stopped since Wednesday. It's kind of dreary to say the least. Also I'm one week shy of my 30th birthday, but I've decided that it's to be a cause of celebration and not one of me mourning my getting older. Now if I can just convince my friends not to break my balls...Vain hope...
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librarian:
Ok, I changed the picture to the one of me looking like a tranny. It's funny, and it definitely won't make anyone jealous. And I guess I really don't know how much you know, but what you do know is interesting. I don't know anyone who likes the hillbilly music I like. I get a lot of teasing for it. 
catiedid:
ahhhhh love....perhaps..... 
bathroom color looks just as tragic today as it did last night. but i've decided to stick with it until all the work is done and make a decision when it is all over.
how are you today.
bathroom color looks just as tragic today as it did last night. but i've decided to stick with it until all the work is done and make a decision when it is all over.
how are you today.
I'm taking a night off. Well not from here, but from drinking. I had too much fun last night and I need to relax for a time. Plus I can't afford to be carrying on like this anyway.
But what kind of journal entry would it be if I didn't clue you in to what kind of an ass I was last night. Here it...
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But what kind of journal entry would it be if I didn't clue you in to what kind of an ass I was last night. Here it...
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catiedid:
i have noticed that and it is an odd little quirk of ours. almost as if we want everyone to see our conversations. appeals to the voyeur in me
catiedid:
i am off to fix dinner. have a fantastic evening!
hellbilly:
It's a place
hellbilly:
Livin' in the dirty South
hellbilly:
pretty much what it says
Oh kids, it's raining here. A lot. Hopefully we won't have a repeat of last year where it rained more here than in Oregon and Washington State. Thanks for again for all the nice things you guys said about the terrible story with the cockrings, strippers, and baby oil (see previous journal entry) sometimes it's good to get that stuff off my chest. For all...
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librarian:
Wow, your whole life seems to be some sort of coming-of-age-while-floating-down-the-river movie. You play the one kid with glasses--maybe they call you "Brain", something like that. You have some irrational fear, but somehow by overcoming it you rescue everyone and teach us all a little about ourselves.
catiedid:
Hellbilly topless!!!! YIPPPPEEEE!! Great pics. I love tubing. Haven't done it in years. So much fun to kick back on a tube, beer in hand, sunshine, cool water and friends.... 
Well I got my sister's truck fixed by cutting the Gordian knot and having my friend fix it at his garage. Sometimes the wise thing is to back off and let the professionals handle. At least when you're dealing with the fuel system.
So since I've been off the air for a couple days here's a treat for you kids; another story. This one's for...
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So since I've been off the air for a couple days here's a treat for you kids; another story. This one's for...
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librarian:
Massaging people's weird breasts is nothing after massaging people's hairy, pimpled asses or the colons of constipated old people. Massage school was quite a shock, because we had to immediately disrobe in front of everyone. Imagine going to a school where you've seen all of your classmates and teachers naked and have probably also touched them and bathed with them. It's very Oregon.
kittyspit:
well, yeah, I guess that's another thing about southern girls-lol and i managed to avoid any bruises on my face--unlike her-lol
So to continue the crabbiness into another day, this'll be a rushed journal entry at best. I have to fix my sister's truck this evening, which is no big deal except i have to replace her fuel pump and it's in the fuel tank. So I have to either drop the tank or lift the bed. The tank's full of gas so I'm going for...
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catiedid:
stripper's baby oil and cock rings...that is my kinda story...you have the floor sir! 
catiedid:
i'll wait...
are you done yet
are you done yet
are you done yet
are you done yet?!?!?!
are you done yet
are you done yet
are you done yet
are you done yet?!?!?!
So the library book sale was worth the trip. While I didn't get a book on Cooking with a Wok I did get a biography of Dwight D. Eisenhower, ironically enough (see previous journal entry to find out why that's ironic. Actually I got a ton of good books, and some that are definately worth more than the five dollars I paid for the whole...
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catiedid:
Be bitter...you have every right to be bitter. I'm sorry for your loss. I understand your anger and sadness. Enjoy it while it is still there.
josephene:
I remember back to being 7 or 8 years old, and I would ride around on the back of the tractor with my grandpa (who was a saint, by the way). It was my job to pass out water to the hot sweaty boys on the back wagon bailing hay. His name was Marty, and he was 10 years older than me, and my brother's best friend. Passing him water, he said..."thanks hon..." I was in love! Thanks for sparking that memory. Simple times...