When you have the hots for your UPS man, and he is delivering a package (although not his), and he actually stops to chat with you... make sure you know what the package is before opening it in front of him. Because Ael sent me this, and I am now going to go find a rock to hide under for a while. 
ael:
lol. i am SO sorry 
ael:
of course they are cat bowls.