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Again, I repeat:

Ode to LA and the many fucktards who live here, courtesy of Maynard...

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Good news to Harry Potter fans and readers in general...

Sixth Harry Potter Book Due Out in July

NEW YORK - Get ready for publishing's ultimate blockbuster sequel: Harry Potter (news - web sites) VI.

Setting the stage for another round of midnight bookstore parties and marathon readings into the morning, the penultimate novel in J.K. Rowling (news - web sites)'s mega-selling series, "Harry Potter...
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Yup. It's true. Sometimes guys really do suck. Take this cock for example...

Malaysian bride jilted via SMS: report

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A jilted Malaysian bride was left waiting on her wedding dais after her groom called off the engagement via a mobile phone text message, a report said.

But Norlida Abdul Rahman, 23, put on a brave face and her wedding dress on...
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Dr. Atkins was a big fat pig!

Wow. I know the Atkins diet has been around for a few decades, but this popular method of losing weight seems to really have exploded over the past few years. Well, at least I've taken notice, and for me to have even a remote awareness of any diet fad means it must be fairly prolific. Everywhere you look...
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Now here's something you don't hear about every day, and truly that is a good thing. But leave it to me to bring to you.

Don't Read This One...

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.

Police found Gumaro de Dios...
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Having just received a promotion of sorts, but more importantly, a big fat raise, I'm going to be in the market for a new car in the next couple of months.

Since gas prices have been so high as of late, I believe I'm leaning towards a hybrid vehicle, namely the Toyota Prius, not because it looks cool (come on, it's a hybrid) but because...
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Today is National Ding-a-Ling Day. What is National Ding-a-Ling Day you might ask? Well, I have some ideas, but I've not been able to find any information concerning this oddly titled national U.S. jubilee.

Being on SG, my first suggestion would be that it's a celebration of the penis, or more precisely, perhaps a call to celebration for male masturbation. Maybe they should have just...
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It's better than sleep serial killing I suppose...

Man Acquitted of Rape; Says He Was Asleep

OSLO (Reuters) - A Norwegian court has acquitted a man accused of raping a sleeping woman after he said he was also asleep at the time.

The 18-year old woman, who had gone to sleep dressed in trousers and a sweater on a sofa after a party with friends,...
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