I went to a Chinese new year banquet tonight put on by the Philadelphia Taijiquan Association. i ate a little octopus. i ate jellyfish. i never imagined i'd be saying that.
it was a fun night, lots of great food and enthralling demonstrations. watching David Briggs perform was just mind-numbing. i got a set of prayer flags as a door prize.
my fortune, at the end of the night, read:
"You will be wise not to seek too much from others."
one of the more appropriate fortunes i've gotten recently.
So, what's the best/funniest/most accurate fortune you've ever gotten? you can add "in bed" at the end if you like, or leave it off, it matters not to me.
not that i'm expecting anyone to answer
it was a fun night, lots of great food and enthralling demonstrations. watching David Briggs perform was just mind-numbing. i got a set of prayer flags as a door prize.
my fortune, at the end of the night, read:
"You will be wise not to seek too much from others."
one of the more appropriate fortunes i've gotten recently.
So, what's the best/funniest/most accurate fortune you've ever gotten? you can add "in bed" at the end if you like, or leave it off, it matters not to me.
not that i'm expecting anyone to answer
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So tonight Katie and my mom (who's in town right now) and I got Chinese food for dinner. My fortune was something along the lines of, "Teh [sic] greatest sin is Ignorance". My first thought was, "No, I think that a priest raping an alterboy is a much greater sin than ignorance." I don't know, maybe that's just me.
I think my all time favorite fortune though was one that I still carry around with me in my wallet. It read simply, "You look pretty." Word.
A'yup,