well, thursday's thunderstorm fried all the phones at my apartment complex. the bastards took all day yesterday to fix them, but apparently they missed mine. so now i have to wait until monday to get my phone fixed again.
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No Chorus
Screw the chorus
I dont need it
I had this demo chick
She was singin on my track
Never got to work cause I be checkin out her back
That, tap worthy healthy round ass
I couldnt resist to give it a slap
Her eyes lit like an overload
And she gave it to me on the mixin board
Now Im on top on the control room floor
Couldnt help but notice it was quarter past four, OH NO!
My baby gets off of work at five
And the traffic starts to the west on this ride
Finished up with a lick Im out in record time
Jumped in the hoopty, put it in drive
Whoops!
I forgot its smokin time
4-2-0 so the spliff did light
My watery eyes spied a traffic jam
The carpool lane was my only chance
Flew by the ass of my pants
But I couldnt see the trap at the top of that ramp
Whoop, Whoop
The sirens did blow
Cops caught me cheatin on ninety-fohh
I know theres only two ways these things can go
One for Har Mar and one for Po Po
Smiled in delight as she reached my front door
This lady cop knows not what shes in for
I lead her eyes to the bulge in my pants
Let her get a glimpse of the holy land
She tried to hold her emotions back
But when I licked my lips she had no chance
I said
Beep beep
Im all up in your grill
Just to let you know how my body feel
I need a piece of what your panties conceal
I want to get caught and give you this thrill
She threw me in to the back of her squad
Hand cuffed me up to each side of her bra
She said (escape)
And i ripped it off
When we started grindin she bout lifted off
Any mess I made I licked it off
So she kissed my ticket and she ripped it up
When I got home I loved what I found
My girl was masturbating to the Har Mar sound
My baby gets off when I get around
So I told her everything and turned the lights down.
I just picked up this cd and thought this was to fucking funny not to post
[Edited on Jun 16, 2003]