This song goes out to the American trucker. Parked in the rest areas in this fine US of A. Come on back and talk to me, teddy bear.
Well, I had my big rig pointed outta Dallas, southbound on the interstate, when I saw Carl's Corner up on the hill. I pointed my eighteen wheels onto the access road, headed on into the parking lot....
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Well, I had my big rig pointed outta Dallas, southbound on the interstate, when I saw Carl's Corner up on the hill. I pointed my eighteen wheels onto the access road, headed on into the parking lot....
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i'm home today. call me lazy, call me undedicated, but whatever you do don't call me at work! 
blasfemme:
lonely, you can call me lonely......
well, thursday's thunderstorm fried all the phones at my apartment complex. the bastards took all day yesterday to fix them, but apparently they missed mine. so now i have to wait until monday to get my phone fixed again.
nataskaput:
Fucking lame as hell man, lazy bastards can't do anything right, my monkey is running a papper cup with a string over as we speak
nataskaput:
Better late than never here is my lyric from Har Mar Superstar
No Chorus
Screw the chorus
I dont need it
I had this demo chick
She was singin on my track
Never got to work cause I be checkin out her back
That, tap worthy healthy round ass
I couldnt resist to give it a slap
Her eyes lit like an overload
And she gave it to me on the mixin board
Now Im on top on the control room floor
Couldnt help but notice it was quarter past four, OH NO!
My baby gets off of work at five
And the traffic starts to the west on this ride
Finished up with a lick Im out in record time
Jumped in the hoopty, put it in drive
Whoops!
I forgot its smokin time
4-2-0 so the spliff did light
My watery eyes spied a traffic jam
The carpool lane was my only chance
Flew by the ass of my pants
But I couldnt see the trap at the top of that ramp
Whoop, Whoop
The sirens did blow
Cops caught me cheatin on ninety-fohh
I know theres only two ways these things can go
One for Har Mar and one for Po Po
Smiled in delight as she reached my front door
This lady cop knows not what shes in for
I lead her eyes to the bulge in my pants
Let her get a glimpse of the holy land
She tried to hold her emotions back
But when I licked my lips she had no chance
I said
Beep beep
Im all up in your grill
Just to let you know how my body feel
I need a piece of what your panties conceal
I want to get caught and give you this thrill
She threw me in to the back of her squad
Hand cuffed me up to each side of her bra
She said (escape)
And i ripped it off
When we started grindin she bout lifted off
Any mess I made I licked it off
So she kissed my ticket and she ripped it up
When I got home I loved what I found
My girl was masturbating to the Har Mar sound
My baby gets off when I get around
So I told her everything and turned the lights down.
I just picked up this cd and thought this was to fucking funny not to post
[Edited on Jun 16, 2003]
No Chorus
Screw the chorus
I dont need it
I had this demo chick
She was singin on my track
Never got to work cause I be checkin out her back
That, tap worthy healthy round ass
I couldnt resist to give it a slap
Her eyes lit like an overload
And she gave it to me on the mixin board
Now Im on top on the control room floor
Couldnt help but notice it was quarter past four, OH NO!
My baby gets off of work at five
And the traffic starts to the west on this ride
Finished up with a lick Im out in record time
Jumped in the hoopty, put it in drive
Whoops!
I forgot its smokin time
4-2-0 so the spliff did light
My watery eyes spied a traffic jam
The carpool lane was my only chance
Flew by the ass of my pants
But I couldnt see the trap at the top of that ramp
Whoop, Whoop
The sirens did blow
Cops caught me cheatin on ninety-fohh
I know theres only two ways these things can go
One for Har Mar and one for Po Po
Smiled in delight as she reached my front door
This lady cop knows not what shes in for
I lead her eyes to the bulge in my pants
Let her get a glimpse of the holy land
She tried to hold her emotions back
But when I licked my lips she had no chance
I said
Beep beep
Im all up in your grill
Just to let you know how my body feel
I need a piece of what your panties conceal
I want to get caught and give you this thrill
She threw me in to the back of her squad
Hand cuffed me up to each side of her bra
She said (escape)
And i ripped it off
When we started grindin she bout lifted off
Any mess I made I licked it off
So she kissed my ticket and she ripped it up
When I got home I loved what I found
My girl was masturbating to the Har Mar sound
My baby gets off when I get around
So I told her everything and turned the lights down.
I just picked up this cd and thought this was to fucking funny not to post
[Edited on Jun 16, 2003]
Hec wants lyrics! got a random song in your head? something you're listening to nonstop? just a favorite? hit me with it!
i'll start. this one's been in my head all day.
"God Rocket (Into The Heart Of Las Vegas)" by I Mother Earth
Undertow, you're thrown
An old God has one bolt left
In flight
An aeroplane in slow motion
With all around unsure...
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i'll start. this one's been in my head all day.
"God Rocket (Into The Heart Of Las Vegas)" by I Mother Earth
Undertow, you're thrown
An old God has one bolt left
In flight
An aeroplane in slow motion
With all around unsure...
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ohwell:
I was listening to Passenger Side by Wilco and that got me thinking about Iggy Pop's Passenger.
Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wide
For the last couple of miles you've been swerving from side to side
You're gonna make me spill my beer,
If you don't learn how to steer
Passenger side, passenger side,
I don't like riding on the passenger side
Roll another number for the road
You're the only sober person I know
Won't you let me make you a deal,
Just get behind the wheel
Passenger side, passenger side,
I don't like riding on the passenger side
Should've been the driver, could've been the one
I should've been your lover, but I hadn't seen...
Can you take me to the store, then the bank?
I've got five dollars we can put in the tank
I've got a court date coming this June
I'll be driving soon
Passenger side, passenger side,
I don't like riding on the passenger side
I don't like riding on the passenger side
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Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wide
For the last couple of miles you've been swerving from side to side
You're gonna make me spill my beer,
If you don't learn how to steer
Passenger side, passenger side,
I don't like riding on the passenger side
Roll another number for the road
You're the only sober person I know
Won't you let me make you a deal,
Just get behind the wheel
Passenger side, passenger side,
I don't like riding on the passenger side
Should've been the driver, could've been the one
I should've been your lover, but I hadn't seen...
Can you take me to the store, then the bank?
I've got five dollars we can put in the tank
I've got a court date coming this June
I'll be driving soon
Passenger side, passenger side,
I don't like riding on the passenger side
I don't like riding on the passenger side
[Edited on Jun 12, 2003]
alyssum:
I was out at a Southern food restaurant the other night, eating fried chicken and listening to Patsy Cline and Hank Williams, now I can't stop listening to them. I'm completely addicted!
I was just talking to someone about lyrics as separate from the music. I'm lousy at understanding them completely, with most bands, so at Karaoke one of the most interesting things for me is finding out what the lyrics really are. Sometimes they start making more sense, sometimes I'm left completely disturbed and wish I could separate the lyrics from the music again.
Have you ever been to New Zealand before?
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I was just talking to someone about lyrics as separate from the music. I'm lousy at understanding them completely, with most bands, so at Karaoke one of the most interesting things for me is finding out what the lyrics really are. Sometimes they start making more sense, sometimes I'm left completely disturbed and wish I could separate the lyrics from the music again.
Have you ever been to New Zealand before?
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the clock ticks. i sweat.
How to be like Hec:
Open mouth, insert foot.
Repeat.
But i'll stick around to keep 'er company if she likes, and try to watch myself.
Left work an hour early today.
Open mouth, insert foot.
Repeat.
But i'll stick around to keep 'er company if she likes, and try to watch myself.
Left work an hour early today.
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eris:
wow, you hate nj...
blasfemme:
^^^^^
UGH!!!
UGH!!!
Fuckin' Devils.
God dammit.
God dammit.
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nataskaput:
Hey when they come through here
I made a ruckus with the Hecubus
Before she knew I was amphibious
She threw her hands up and we start to scream
"Bitch we gonna kick your ass into the sea"
I made a ruckus with the Hecubus
Before she knew I was amphibious
She threw her hands up and we start to scream
"Bitch we gonna kick your ass into the sea"
blasfemme:
eyecandy vs. heartcandy....
gerr
i need some space....
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eyecandy vs. heartcandy....
gerr
i need some space....
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[Edited on Jun 10, 2003]
woo, new music in the mail today. "Change" and "Emergency & I" from Dismemberment Plan and "Necrophones" from Lungfish.
never have heard Lungfish, but they come highly recommended from beardo1, so i figure i can't go wrong. one of only a couple people who can get me to buy something cold...
never have heard Lungfish, but they come highly recommended from beardo1, so i figure i can't go wrong. one of only a couple people who can get me to buy something cold...
Painting is fun. cleanup is not.
only put about an hour and a half into it, just to block in color. i'll let it set a bit overnight and start adding detail tomorrow.
only put about an hour and a half into it, just to block in color. i'll let it set a bit overnight and start adding detail tomorrow.
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nataskaput:
Damn thats right you live on the northeastern side where they play around alot. Whenever the come here it's to Frist Ave, and the bouncers there aren't to keen on taping even if the band alows it. In fact last August is the closest they got in a while, They played the Taste Of Madison fest, they headlined the rock stage and I drove to see it and eat ribbs. There is an Allentown show on the 25th I asume you'll be there
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[Edited on Jun 09, 2003]
blasfemme:
hey...somebody done took my stalking gig.
i see how it is. humpfff.
you know who your real fan is, RIGHT??? i thought so.
mmmwaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(maniacal laughter) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
smoocheroo buckeroo.
i see how it is. humpfff.
you know who your real fan is, RIGHT??? i thought so.
mmmwaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(maniacal laughter) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
smoocheroo buckeroo.
Obligatory new journal entry. i told y'all at the beginning i'm bad at this
it's thursday. paid my rent, and finally told 'em about the leak in the ceiling of my bathroom. hopefully they'll look into the actual cause instead of just spackling over it or something.
hmm. wish i had a nifty poll or "question of the day" for y'all, but i just got...
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it's thursday. paid my rent, and finally told 'em about the leak in the ceiling of my bathroom. hopefully they'll look into the actual cause instead of just spackling over it or something.
hmm. wish i had a nifty poll or "question of the day" for y'all, but i just got...
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nataskaput:
Nope only Live At The Googoplex. They haven't toured around here in a while. but Lab Productions posted a bunch of new live shit, check out Willie Nelson
2ifbyland:
i just read what you said in portias set comments, and i totally agree about the descriptions never being proof-read
Let's hear it for no-willpower spending!
Yesterday i went over to the local male clothes-shoppe that's going out of business, with the intention of getting a couple pair of pants. When i walked out the door, i had three pair of pants, five shirts and eight pair of socks (because i've learned you can never have too many socks), and my bank account was almost...
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Yesterday i went over to the local male clothes-shoppe that's going out of business, with the intention of getting a couple pair of pants. When i walked out the door, i had three pair of pants, five shirts and eight pair of socks (because i've learned you can never have too many socks), and my bank account was almost...
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blasfemme:
bad bad boy!!!
actually, i am thrilled to hear you've bought paint supplies. i love to hear you're painting. makes my little light shine.
i want to quietly watch you from the other room.
i still want you to ink my flesh!
kisses
actually, i am thrilled to hear you've bought paint supplies. i love to hear you're painting. makes my little light shine.
i want to quietly watch you from the other room.
i still want you to ink my flesh!
kisses
blasfemme:
OMG!!!!!
look over there, to the left, yes THERE!!!
you put me as your current crush....awwwwwwwwwwwww.
aaron, it brings...tears...to my...eyes.
you know it's returned love
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[Edited on Jun 04, 2003]
look over there, to the left, yes THERE!!!
you put me as your current crush....awwwwwwwwwwwww.
aaron, it brings...tears...to my...eyes.
you know it's returned love
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[Edited on Jun 04, 2003]
everyone say hello to the rev. (that's beardo1 to you'n me). er, if he ever posts a journal entry for us to respond to, that is.
this man's had my back for a good many years now. if there was ever someone i knew i could count on, it'd be him. i owe him more'n i could ever begin to calculate, so give it up.
this man's had my back for a good many years now. if there was ever someone i knew i could count on, it'd be him. i owe him more'n i could ever begin to calculate, so give it up.
blasfemme:
*woot* welcome beardo1!!!!
hot nekked girl buffet, all you can eat...er, well...you know.
ooh la la.
mmhmmm
we just entered a whole new realm aaron.
damn.
i saw sparks i swear...heeeeeeeeee
kisskiss bangbang
hot nekked girl buffet, all you can eat...er, well...you know.
ooh la la.
mmhmmm
we just entered a whole new realm aaron.
damn.
i saw sparks i swear...heeeeeeeeee
kisskiss bangbang
blasfemme:
can we do it again sometime??
[Edited on Jun 03, 2003]
[Edited on Jun 03, 2003]
Thanks for stopping by my journal! I'm puttin' ya on my friends list.