So I'm at this costume party in the tederloin, I run to my car to see that everything is cool. There's someone in my car rifling through my shit.
OK, I've been robbed plenty of times, it's a fact of life, people WILL take advantage of you. This time I get to catch the mother fucker.
I pull the door open, slam my paw on his chest and grab a hold of his shirt, he slips over and fumbles over to the driver side of the car. He's a little guy, asian looking, I slam the door and run to the other side of the car. Fuck-head pops out and hits the ground, I move up and stomp on the back of his calf, which had to hurt (I weigh 220) I pop a left into his ribs he gets up to run. He's fast. I run after him,"Whatever you do, don't stop running!" I yell. Piece of shit. I was already in a bad mood, I would have pounded him to the street.
I am not a violent person. He brought out the worst in me. I would have pounded his fucking face into the ground if he hadn't got away.
His lucky day.
My dashboard is ripped out. my stereo is fucked. I can't sell my car now.
Fucking prick. You are lucky tonight indeed.
OK, I've been robbed plenty of times, it's a fact of life, people WILL take advantage of you. This time I get to catch the mother fucker.
I pull the door open, slam my paw on his chest and grab a hold of his shirt, he slips over and fumbles over to the driver side of the car. He's a little guy, asian looking, I slam the door and run to the other side of the car. Fuck-head pops out and hits the ground, I move up and stomp on the back of his calf, which had to hurt (I weigh 220) I pop a left into his ribs he gets up to run. He's fast. I run after him,"Whatever you do, don't stop running!" I yell. Piece of shit. I was already in a bad mood, I would have pounded him to the street.
I am not a violent person. He brought out the worst in me. I would have pounded his fucking face into the ground if he hadn't got away.
His lucky day.
My dashboard is ripped out. my stereo is fucked. I can't sell my car now.
Fucking prick. You are lucky tonight indeed.
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nolovetildeath:
Thats fuckin awesome you caught him and at least you got a shot in. I was getting ripped off or broken into an average of 3 days a week. That was until I stopped driving. Now my jeep is so fucked that I can't sell it either. I feel your pain yet envy that you caught the prick red handed. How you been otherwise?
daggers:
the sound chick asked me how to do sound last night.. sheesh 