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Ever write a journal entry so completely unimportant that it doesn't matter if you just write over it?

God damn! is it three o'clock already?!?!
ugh....

So I'm back from the Grove. The first night I was there one of the members got really drunk and took a shit in the middle of our bathroom floor.
I thought to myself,"So this is what these guys do in their secret society..."
The camp itself was really neat, lots of bands and musicians playing jazz or old rock tunes. Since there are over...
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This next week I will be working at Bohemian Grove. Mmm fat rich republicans. For one week I will be busy seeing how this whole secret society thing works. And I get to see Steve miller in concert. OH boy! Oh boy
George Dubya (Big Daddy Meat Head) senior will be there, don't know about Meat Head Junior. We'll see if I like it....
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That monkey looks exactly how I feel. Huh? Wha?

I've heard about this new diet that's going to be all the rage. The Martini Diet
Liberally drink nothing but Martinis for breakfast lunch and dinner. Be sure to order extra olives for the ruffage. Atkins? Whatever. Weight watchers? Please. The Martini Diet.
I need to look good in a Speedo by August. With the Martini...
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I love banks, thanx a bunch wells fargo.
you're great.




Over the weekend I had been crusing around doing my thing but I was using my check card to make small purchases. A check I wrote, even though it didn't post until tuesday went through on sunday. Wells fargo very cleverly rearranged my account history and gave me no less than 7 overdraft fees in...
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So I wake up this morning and stinkytrunks is standing over me asking what the puddle in his kitchen is all about. Did I wake up in the middle of the night and pee on his kitchen floor?
A possibility. giuliana came by and we went to lunch at the Pork Sword. The question haunted me all day. Now I am at peace. All is...
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It's saturday. I'm absolutely positive that I should not go to work today, but I am. Gotta suck it up, Do what I gotta do.

Bohemian grove is less than two weeks away. At least I'll make some coin on that.

Hmmmmmm- Microwave-a-bowl......

Work.

Until I get my camera fixed I have to use other peoples pictures.

Woke up this morning, looking for the cat that shit in my mouth. Late for work. Hung out with the peeps though.
Super fun

It's tuesday and I gots a day off!
I'm gonna hang out at the peet's like a homeless guy for an hour and go buy some new used clothes, then I don't know what. It's like saturday to me.

I think this picture really accentuates my love handles.

God I'm hairy.