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Friday Apr 04, 2003

Apr 4, 2003
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I remember choking on milk while watching "Little House on the Prarie". Daniels brother was fucking his girlfriend in the next room. Her fake orgasmic shrieks were ruining my high. The entire house shook. A plant fell off the top of the television.
She looked like a little brown turd. Frumpy clothes, mousy brown hair, and a mouthfull of crooked, misplaced teeth. She stumbled through the living room to fetch herself a glass of water. I stretched out on the carpet.
There was something wet under me.....

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