They had a filthy werehouse where they would feed girls piles of sherbert and tape their bodies together with duct tape so they could "be friends". The recordings were great.
There was a bucket on the floor that was overflowing with vomit and urine. Periodically we would play "dunk the witch" by suspending a girl from the ceiling by her ankles and dunk her head for a few seconds. Pretty soon they all wanted to do it. They were begging to be babtized in urine and Jacque was happy to comply.
Afterwards it was time for karaoke. A girl would take the stage and mumble incoherentley into the microphone over the tinny whine of speaker feedback. Then they would get dragged into a corner and graduate to the chorus line while another would take her place.
The second girl wasen't too particularly pretty, but she had a good mantra going. She would repeat over and over again "Show me the money", Then a bucket was thrust in front of her on the stage and she was commanded to vomit. She tried to force herself, but ended up only covered in gag-slime and tears. We gave her an "A" for effort.
Girl #3 had alot of charisma. She yanked her top off and vomited all over her own breasts. Then she cupped her hands between her legs and collected her piss and rubbed it into her own hair. She sat on the microphone and amplified her flautulence which invoked a standing ovation from the audience. She smiled before another girl jumped onto the stage and violentley shoved her out of jealousy, causing her to sprain her ankle. She was disqualified.
Girl #4 took the stage and began aggressiveley ripping all of her pubic hairs out with her bare hands and shoving them into her mouth. The audience booed. BOR-RING! shouted one attendee. She too was disqualified.
Girl #5 realized she was up against some stiff competition so she began her performance by administering a batterey acid douche to herself while singing the ABC song backwards. She only got about halfway through the song before the tidal wave of meaty gore cascading down her thighs caused her to bleed to death and die, thus, diqualifying her from the competition.
"Show Me The Money" was crowned queen of the evening. She got to wear a pair of filthy pantyhose previously used by Eddie to sniff paint fumes from. He spent the rest of the night with his nose buried in her ass-crack. Not because he thought she was sexy. He was only attempting to get one last rush from any remaining chemical residue. Therefore he was given the award of "The Best Male Femminist". Eddie we love you, lay off the fumes so you can learn what sex is again, okay?
Brought to you by the Church of Mt. Ever-Rest.
There was a bucket on the floor that was overflowing with vomit and urine. Periodically we would play "dunk the witch" by suspending a girl from the ceiling by her ankles and dunk her head for a few seconds. Pretty soon they all wanted to do it. They were begging to be babtized in urine and Jacque was happy to comply.
Afterwards it was time for karaoke. A girl would take the stage and mumble incoherentley into the microphone over the tinny whine of speaker feedback. Then they would get dragged into a corner and graduate to the chorus line while another would take her place.
The second girl wasen't too particularly pretty, but she had a good mantra going. She would repeat over and over again "Show me the money", Then a bucket was thrust in front of her on the stage and she was commanded to vomit. She tried to force herself, but ended up only covered in gag-slime and tears. We gave her an "A" for effort.
Girl #3 had alot of charisma. She yanked her top off and vomited all over her own breasts. Then she cupped her hands between her legs and collected her piss and rubbed it into her own hair. She sat on the microphone and amplified her flautulence which invoked a standing ovation from the audience. She smiled before another girl jumped onto the stage and violentley shoved her out of jealousy, causing her to sprain her ankle. She was disqualified.
Girl #4 took the stage and began aggressiveley ripping all of her pubic hairs out with her bare hands and shoving them into her mouth. The audience booed. BOR-RING! shouted one attendee. She too was disqualified.
Girl #5 realized she was up against some stiff competition so she began her performance by administering a batterey acid douche to herself while singing the ABC song backwards. She only got about halfway through the song before the tidal wave of meaty gore cascading down her thighs caused her to bleed to death and die, thus, diqualifying her from the competition.
"Show Me The Money" was crowned queen of the evening. She got to wear a pair of filthy pantyhose previously used by Eddie to sniff paint fumes from. He spent the rest of the night with his nose buried in her ass-crack. Not because he thought she was sexy. He was only attempting to get one last rush from any remaining chemical residue. Therefore he was given the award of "The Best Male Femminist". Eddie we love you, lay off the fumes so you can learn what sex is again, okay?
Brought to you by the Church of Mt. Ever-Rest.