Funny Tricks.
Put an apple on somebodys razorblade.
Wrap toilet paper around the little plastic rod
that sits in the wall next to somebody's toilet.
Buy a dozen eggs and throw them into a passing frying pan. Add cheese, bell pepper and tomato and make a giant Western omelet. Serves six.
Leave fake dog shit in a dogs large intestine.
Stand in front of a mirror and repeat the name Bloody Mary three times. If the mirror is behind a bar, a bartender will tell you to hold your horses and give you a Bloody Mary. Complain about the amount of Tabasco.
Walk up behind someone and say "Boo!" Apologize, and explain that you mistook him for Boo Radley from "To Kill a Mockingbird."
Get boyfriend or husband to dress as Superman, then spend party loudly yelling that he is no Superman in the sack. Speak sloshily.
Insist on saying "Samhain" in place of Halloween. When people ask what you mean, look at them very tiredly with just a touch of superiority, but whatever you do dont answer.
Soap the windows of someones house, then hose them down and scrub with a soft brush. Dry them with a lint-free cloth or a chamois. A little glass polish (Starbrite makes a good one) will not only give the windows a shine but buff out any old water spots. Stand outside the windows wearing something frightening.
Find your local Wiccan community and tell them that you are interested in learning about their unfairly maligned belief system. After they explain to you that Wicca is about revering and honoring nature and has nothing to do with Satanism, go to the authorities and accuse the witches of causing your milk to sour and tormenting you at night in spectral form. Insist that they be searched for witches marks and extra nipples whereon the Devil and their familiars might suck. Lobby for their execution by hanging or being pressed to death with large stones.
Die. Then, when your friends are using a Ouija board, keep making the pointer spell out "You all suck."
Bwahaha.
Put an apple on somebodys razorblade.
Wrap toilet paper around the little plastic rod
that sits in the wall next to somebody's toilet.
Buy a dozen eggs and throw them into a passing frying pan. Add cheese, bell pepper and tomato and make a giant Western omelet. Serves six.
Leave fake dog shit in a dogs large intestine.
Stand in front of a mirror and repeat the name Bloody Mary three times. If the mirror is behind a bar, a bartender will tell you to hold your horses and give you a Bloody Mary. Complain about the amount of Tabasco.
Walk up behind someone and say "Boo!" Apologize, and explain that you mistook him for Boo Radley from "To Kill a Mockingbird."
Get boyfriend or husband to dress as Superman, then spend party loudly yelling that he is no Superman in the sack. Speak sloshily.
Insist on saying "Samhain" in place of Halloween. When people ask what you mean, look at them very tiredly with just a touch of superiority, but whatever you do dont answer.
Soap the windows of someones house, then hose them down and scrub with a soft brush. Dry them with a lint-free cloth or a chamois. A little glass polish (Starbrite makes a good one) will not only give the windows a shine but buff out any old water spots. Stand outside the windows wearing something frightening.
Find your local Wiccan community and tell them that you are interested in learning about their unfairly maligned belief system. After they explain to you that Wicca is about revering and honoring nature and has nothing to do with Satanism, go to the authorities and accuse the witches of causing your milk to sour and tormenting you at night in spectral form. Insist that they be searched for witches marks and extra nipples whereon the Devil and their familiars might suck. Lobby for their execution by hanging or being pressed to death with large stones.
Die. Then, when your friends are using a Ouija board, keep making the pointer spell out "You all suck."
Bwahaha.
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