heavyflo

Partied last night with an old comrade I hadn't seen in about 7 months. We met up at this new joint called Nocturnal which is on 18th and Burnside. 5 dollar pitchers and good DJ.s spinning obscure 80's. I got pulled over by a cop right as I pulled up to park for having a dead headlight. It has almost become a game to me now. It is fun to follow them while shining my (one) bright in their ultra-sensitive shark eyes to see if they will get mad enough to pull me over, Sometimes I drive like a slug on purpose just to see if they are bored enough to follow me. It is also entertaining to drive right along side of them while singing loudly to the radio and making gestures at them. I have found that a cop will not pull you over if you are a) singing, or if b) he thinks you are completley insane. I think they just have no capacity do deal with people who they perceive to be nuts.. They would rather just harass the transexual prostitutes and dope addicted street kids that lurk around vasaline alley..That, and dream about being on an episode of COPS.....BAD BOYS! BAD BOYS! WHATCHOO GONNA DOOOOO!!!!