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Tuesday May 27, 2003

May 27, 2003
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Electric remoras suck out the eyes of snakes and eels as they form into a slithering, pulasting tornado that is bigger than the universe.
Every so often, the sea of snakes part in random ereas exposing the random faces of random gods never seen by human beings in this incarnation.
Thier faces howl and twist before bieng enveloped by millions of slithering bodies.

There is a baby drowning in my bowl of cereal.
It sucks the milk as it it were amneotic fluid. It is too cold for survival. Too cold, and an arms length away from death.

Somewhere, there is a girl with dreadlocks who slurps the cock of an afterlife that doesen't exist. It is all snakes and faces, snakes and faces, snakes and faces...but she doesen't want to see.

SNAKES AND FACES!!

You can't oversimplify oversimplification.
All you get is snakes and faces that no one wants to see. That is why you have the invisible ghosts and all those stupid symbols and shit. It's so easy, so easy when you don't exist.

Look at all these little bird brains thinking bird brain thoughts and coming up with bird brain ideas!! Birdie birds, too fat to fly. So fat that they need a big invisible snake to throw them off the empire state building so that they can feel alive.

Too fat to notice all the dead babies in thier cereal. Recycled birds with recycled ideas and a dead baby shoved under each wing.

HAHA!
escapegoat:
just this morn, i recalled a story about a rats nest that i found in the shop.......had to get it gone.......came acrossed forty or so babies.........decided to drown them......kinda fucked up......but 40 little pink wigglies tryin to swim........a couple survived for 5 minutes.......but in the end......40 dead babies.....floating.......
May 27, 2003

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