She snorted a fat rail off the back of the urinal. Scraping the remnants up with her pinky and rubbing it all over her gums. She found it hard to maintain her dainty facade while she was under the influence.
She looked at the other girls with disgust. All thier missing teeth, cellulite and stretchmarks, loud, drunken, incoherent voices blending in with the tacky decor....
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She looked at the other girls with disgust. All thier missing teeth, cellulite and stretchmarks, loud, drunken, incoherent voices blending in with the tacky decor....
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In dreams, I walk with you
In dreams, I talk with you
In dreams, you're mine
all of the time
were together
in dreams
in dreams....
Gone but never forgotten
1334
In dreams, I talk with you
In dreams, you're mine
all of the time
were together
in dreams
in dreams....
Gone but never forgotten
1334
Every tow-truck driver that exsists ought to be tied to chain-link fences, beaten beyond recognition, and then forced to watch their children being mauled to death by rabid dogs before they are strangled to death.
I got my fucking car towed last night while I was having dinner with friends from a parking lot that was marked for a buisness that no longer exists. Got...
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I got my fucking car towed last night while I was having dinner with friends from a parking lot that was marked for a buisness that no longer exists. Got...
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War is hilarious.
It is the only time Reed College students will ge thier asses kicked like they have always deserved.
Cunts.
I don't give a fuck about Bush or Saddam. I don't give two shits about little brats getting crunched to death under the treads of bulldozers while they holler thier guts out through megaphones in some third-world shithole.
Ha. Ha.
You can all...
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It is the only time Reed College students will ge thier asses kicked like they have always deserved.
Cunts.
I don't give a fuck about Bush or Saddam. I don't give two shits about little brats getting crunched to death under the treads of bulldozers while they holler thier guts out through megaphones in some third-world shithole.
Ha. Ha.
You can all...
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blackjackdrac:
defiantely like your journal entries.I hate the lil college brats who just started listening to Marley and smoking pot getting in there whining.Later talking to their friends about how cool it was so they can kiss the ass of the people they're trying to impress.I hate them.I'd like to drive a car lined with razors thru the sit ins and do a fishtail....
The winter months are particularly un-fun for the poor little teenage speed freaks of downtown Portland. You see them huddled in little batches all over Vasaline Alley. Wearing filthy Skinny Puppy t-shirts attempting to bum cigs or change off of anyone who happens to linger within a couple of feet of thier little clusterfuck cabal'sl of post-pubescent stench and faliure. You can smell the rot....
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Day six of the tweeker roundup. Todays harvest was quite plentiful. Several were collected outside of various adult bookstores. Most were middle aged with plenty of mileage on their scrawny, jittered-out frames. We loaded them up into the van and started to roll. Thier twitchy movements and fragmented speech began to annoy the driver so he slammed on the brakes suddenly causing them to smash...
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They had a filthy werehouse where they would feed girls piles of sherbert and tape their bodies together with duct tape so they could "be friends". The recordings were great.
There was a bucket on the floor that was overflowing with vomit and urine. Periodically we would play "dunk the witch" by suspending a girl from the ceiling by her ankles and dunk her head...
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There was a bucket on the floor that was overflowing with vomit and urine. Periodically we would play "dunk the witch" by suspending a girl from the ceiling by her ankles and dunk her head...
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Funny Tricks.
Put an apple on somebodys razorblade.
Wrap toilet paper around the little plastic rod
that sits in the wall next to somebody's toilet.
Buy a dozen eggs and throw them into a passing frying pan. Add cheese, bell pepper and tomato and make a giant Western omelet. Serves six.
Leave fake dog shit in a dogs large intestine.
Stand in front of a...
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Put an apple on somebodys razorblade.
Wrap toilet paper around the little plastic rod
that sits in the wall next to somebody's toilet.
Buy a dozen eggs and throw them into a passing frying pan. Add cheese, bell pepper and tomato and make a giant Western omelet. Serves six.
Leave fake dog shit in a dogs large intestine.
Stand in front of a...
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_v_:
those are great
are they your own
are they your own
Bla. The sexiest thing I witnessed at the "Fetish Maquerade Ball" was some trussed-up, platform heeled, bondage barbie violentley puking her drunken guts up into an oversized trash barrell while an event security guard rubbed her back in an attempt to comfort her.
The rest of the night just kind of blurred into a big sweaty ball of cellulite, horrible fasion sense, bad music and...
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The rest of the night just kind of blurred into a big sweaty ball of cellulite, horrible fasion sense, bad music and...
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jjay:
what do you have to do to get kicked out of a fetish ball?
ridiculous...
ridiculous...
Well, I got talked into going to that stoopid "fetish" masquerade ball on Valentines Day. Problem is, I got nothing to wear. I had to go visit my "ugly expert" so I can get some help in creating the proper ansemble. So far I have been advised to wear a skin tight, brown spandex dress with no nylons and white cowboy boots with that retarded...
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johnnysuicide:
nice!