Thursday May 19, 2005

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I met a non-dairy creamer explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
With a wet spot bigger than a Great Lake
Took me to the New Church and baptized me with salt
She told me 'liquor'
I am a new man

Hot Freaks!

This one is on the house
Well, this one is better than ever

I walked into the House of Miraculous Recovery
And stood...
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heavenlyfury:
not yet - busy, lazy and I just generally suck. But it's coming... one of these days
trocc:
awesome.

one of my favorites from a huge catalog...

Friday May 13, 2005

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Don't you hate it when you're at work at 3:30am and suddenly NEED to have sex, otherwise you might just actually burst into flames? I don't know why this happens to me so much, I have plenty of sex - there's no logical explanation other than I have a preternaturally hyperactive sex drive, which is not a comforting one. Oh well, I'm going to go...
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automatic:
Hahahahahaaaa Hahaaahaaaaaaa! As a single man I can officially say that the 'need' to have sex is one confronted entirely to often- and entirely to alone. frown

Wednesday May 11, 2005

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So I tried to post something in the wee hours of Sunday morning because I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep, but between when I logged in and wrote my whole story of the past few weeks, SG went down for routine maint. so I lost the whole fucking thing... goddammit, so I smoked up and went back to bed. This photo is...
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joenobody:
hi, i saw your post on the anti-racist punks group. i know some of the activist/punks from maine. i think they're mostly hippys though. i went up to that demo in lewiston a few years ago.

strip clubs are fun, but i'm not working now, so if i went to any i'd spend way too much money. good luck with the new place.
heavenlyfury:
I've never actually been to a strip club, the strippers came to us, we didn't have to go to them.

Wednesday Apr 13, 2005

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Tonight is my first night back to work in the ol' Crisis Unit since my hand surgery (I work awake overnights in a Crisis Unit... isn't that exciting/intertesting)... I am now officially typing with 1.8 hands (everything except for my right thumb as it was the operated upon piece o me). Some advice from me to everyone who doesn't knwo it already - keep your...
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ross_kennebunk:
that 9 and 3 thing is very important, i find it rediculous that they are only now requiring it to be taught in drivers ed. I read in a journal once of an mva where the driver's hand was severed by the impacting force.
automatic:
I have just one thing to say- "Carbuncle" I'm not sure what it means. However, it is a whole lot of fun to say. Yep.

Tuesday Mar 29, 2005

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In case it's not obvious, I'm new. My picture here is from the photoset SG rejected... I am starting to understand what's wrong with it, but if anyone has any advice, it is appreciated. I am always interested in modeling, though currently I m recovering from surgery on my right thumb... plkease feel freee to contact me with questions, comments, ideas, suggestions or just to...
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runholden:
Without seeing the whole set it would be tough to make any real judgement, but also consider how many sets they get on a weekly basis. Even established SGs have sets rejected! I would keep working on interesting places/backdrops and different or unusual shots.

Hey...we would LOVE a SG from Maine!!!
ross_kennebunk:
wouldn't know your hometown, heck I'm born and bred maine, try me, btw, used to live in portland myself