heathermaple

"mmmmm.. don't my boobs look nice." that's what I look like I'm thinking in my picture. I think I was just making sure they were O.K. without their usual support. Lucky for me, they stand at attention on their own pretty well.

Geez, enough about that! Let's get on to bitching about this fucking bullshit "holliday". I put in quotes because I don't understand how it's actually considered anything but a Hallmark created -or perpetuated at least- day, meant to make single people feel worse about their singleness and couples feel inadequate about their coupleness.

Maybe......... I am just bitter.

But for real, I have never, and I mean NEVER had a good Valentine's day. One of the only times I was broken up with by a boy, was on this day. (not to say I have some spectacular record with break ups. I just usually beat them to the punch)
One common theme in my Valentine's day's seems to be, being dead broke, so thankfully I can keep that tradition alive!
Also, seeing people in love, makes me want to cry and vomit at the same time if that's possible. +=?
I apoligize, in advance for my obnoxious drunkenness tonight!
So happy (bullshit) Valentine's day to all my homies!