heatherdlite

I really like to dress up like George Washington and play like colonial times. It turns me on. Maybe George and Martha Washington were a little kinky together? Hmmm?

I like to dress up with my friends, and have tea and maybe dump some into someone's pool in protest of all the taxes we have to pay, and pretend to run things like, countries and stuff.


And then, we play "kinky constitution" and BDSM with hot guys who are dressed up like cowboys and indians. We smokeum peace pipe.

Then, we play "fuck up the country" and we all fuck to represent things how they are in modern times. Kinda like an orgy or something. Right on top of the flag. It makes a good blanket.

So, that's what I've been up to, and in case you hadn't noticed already that I am just making this up. Not a word of it is actually true, and if it was, there would probably be a hell of a lot more excitement in my life.

Thank you for your time in reading this bullshit story.