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Tonight I talked about poop with 3 suicidegirls. Jealous? Should be.
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thenewpope:
You won't die. You can use this as an excuse to eat a lot of ice cream...I think that is for tonsils, but who cares, right?
thelibra:
i tlak about poop a lot, but i enjoy conversing about flatulence a lot more.
I'm so buff.
Aaand my arm pits stink.
Aaand my arm pits stink.
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ms:
No...not totally. 
calmer_than_you:
hehehe, stinkey pits.... i miss you too 
I am getting my wisdom teef out this week. Words of encouragement and funny jokes are greatly appreciated.
Also nude pictures of yourself can be mailed directly to my inbox.
Also nude pictures of yourself can be mailed directly to my inbox.
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angelfuckaz:
I don't know about that. SO my paper was suspose to be 6-8 pages long yeah mine ended up being 2.5 I suck at school.
thenewpope:
hello i'm drunk!
b a n a n a s
b a n a n a s
If Mark and I are so bad for each other, then why does it feel so good?
thelibra:
raw animalistic passion. or bacon. either one.
you're pretty damn faboo yrelf, miss.
you're pretty damn faboo yrelf, miss.
calmer_than_you:
I KNOW, lol that was awesome... tks for taking me to that party, it was a blast.
Mark wouldn't be good for you, heh.
Mark wouldn't be good for you, heh.
No scandalous stories, I stayed home last night and hid my phone.
Tonight I should have a few though. My infamous coworker who hosted the Halloween party heard around the world, is having another bash for her husband's 50th birthday. I'm bringing Sean as a date. Hopefully he won't sneak off with some lesbian and break my heart like my last date did.
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Tonight I should have a few though. My infamous coworker who hosted the Halloween party heard around the world, is having another bash for her husband's 50th birthday. I'm bringing Sean as a date. Hopefully he won't sneak off with some lesbian and break my heart like my last date did.
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jmand2:
If you hook up with the hot curvy lady, you will need a stap-on for the bussix. i bet you didn't think of that, did you?
Hope all is well. Have not seen you or your breasteses in a while. We need to get together soon. i was parked in the same spot in Rosie's today where you nearly removed my pointer finger. Ahhhh, sweet memories.
Hope all is well. Have not seen you or your breasteses in a while. We need to get together soon. i was parked in the same spot in Rosie's today where you nearly removed my pointer finger. Ahhhh, sweet memories.
iamcitizen:
Faced, never heard, but I am think I know what it means, lazy cock suckers. I just found out what crunk is a month ago, also found out what skeet is. I don't speek a word of spanish.
The weirdness continues.
After the gym last night I was driving out of the parking lot when a big manly white truck turned in front of me. As he passed me, he says through the open windows, "Hey babydoll how's it going" and gives me that pathetic kissy face that men thinks seals the deal. "Babydoll"? I was looking rather hideous, and just leaving the...
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After the gym last night I was driving out of the parking lot when a big manly white truck turned in front of me. As he passed me, he says through the open windows, "Hey babydoll how's it going" and gives me that pathetic kissy face that men thinks seals the deal. "Babydoll"? I was looking rather hideous, and just leaving the...
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iamcitizen:
I have really cut back on the drinking, costs to much, unless I am at work, then its free. Hate drinking there though, I am white, and I work at a hip hop, and latin club. So hows life treating thee?
iamcitizen:
Oh, and I can't really tell when I am drunk anymore, hence what happened last saturday after work.
Went to the Vine last night with Sean where we attempted to have a serious conversation but ended up talking about babies born without penises and life in general. After many shots and beers, Sean ditches me and leaves me alone with our friend Mark. Really cute big bald guy. The first 10 minutes were extremely awkward because we've never seen each other than Sean's...
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supergp:
Pshew. I need to come hang out with you. You seem to have a lot of fun.
supergp:
Well, come down here and bring some with you.
PERMA-GRIN! more later 
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calmer_than_you:
Holy shit, what happened dude? Seriously... i'm smiling so big right now.
jamisunlee:
you're, like, a female version of me... 
I appreciate all the positive responses to my "does he want to fuck me" journal. However I'm not too smooth when I have to make the first move, I'm kind of bad at that, so I will most likely not call him for orgasms and flowers.
(TIP: If you like a girl just say so. All this coy game playing just confuses us and...
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sedona666:
Sweet! I'll have to pick that up the next time I go to the library.
I don't know if I'll make it this Friday since Scotty comes tomorrow!! Hot Pink is so on for Friday night! You are coming right?? I'll go kick boxing with you next week though.
I don't know if I'll make it this Friday since Scotty comes tomorrow!! Hot Pink is so on for Friday night! You are coming right?? I'll go kick boxing with you next week though.
supergp:
Well, that's not fair to him. He went out on a limb already. If you had given him YOUR number, I'd've said the same thing.
....but funny.
Hope you feel better soon.