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This is my Monday update.

Nothing fun happened today.

However I did take some finals and then went to the gym and killed myself cycling because I was watching TV and lost track of time.

I'm sorry legs + butt. Please don't hate me.
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iamcitizen:
Its hard, and it sucks when the guy operating your rope is stoned.
supergp:
Hey, that's a good thing. Better to cycle too long than too short!
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The Adventures of Sandal Boy and Boob Girl continued last night.

We rolled up to the condo of a 19 year old to celebrate Infidelity Girl's birthday.

Sandal Boy and I, in true form, stayed secluded from the rest of the douchebags and laid low in the kitchen with two of my new favourite lesbians. Coworker Kristine and her partner Sara whom do not threaten...
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stacie:
NO! Wasnt last time involving some cup cafe and a little andy dick and some weasel in a modest mouse tshirt? That was the last time wasnt it? I dont know that we will be buying a gazillin tickets or memorobilia again. I sadly dont wear any of my 4 or 5 roller derby tshirts that i acquired at previous bouts. The OCD in me can get out of hand. confused

I will be soo excited to see you!!! kiss
thrasher:
I ay we all charge the doors and try and make 'em stop us
you in? biggrin
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This entry best viewed with Missy Elliot's One Minute Man playing in the background.

Last night we drank copious amounts of $1 drinks before we moved over to another bar and their $5 drinks to ring in Krissy's birthday at 12:01.

Recieved some odd text messages throughout the night that I didn't respond to, and at 2:30 I got a phone call from the voice...
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annamei:
sometimes boys are just retarded.
it was good seeing you @ ms. jilly's b-day bash. yay for being the only 2 who weren't drinking shocked tongue
iamphoto:
very nice. very nice. i love your stories.
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Oh my fuck, the two OC episodes from last night were crazy. I am continually amazed at my addiction and emotional involvement with that show.

Yesterday I had to field follow-up phone calls from the two drunk dials I made from Wednesday night. I'm such a sucker for a charming guy that I always forget I'm also attracted to men who want to sleep...
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thenewpope:
i never get drunk dials anymore frown
stacie:
frown Oh no! I hope things with mom get smoothed out soon!!!

I spent my vacation unpacking and getting things in order and relaxing after this move, it was a little stressful, we only had 1 day to do it in!
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2:30am update:

Most men are shit and want to sleep with your other girlfriends instead.

Sometimes it is tough to be single.

Then I call my bestfriend Sean and I'm happy again.
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iamcitizen:
Sorry, yes we are dicks, but women are not much better. Here is a drunk update, I need more booze, I can still feel, feelings.
iamcitizen:
If it helps, most the girls I meet end up flirting with my friends as well, sons of bitches.
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Going to take a big long nap.

Exhausted from my out-of-practice yoga practice from yesterday.

$1 drinks tonight. I'll find my center there. biggrin
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andain:
Dude....I wanna come to Krissy's party too!

Can I huh can I can I? ::jumps up and down:: biggrin
kramit1212:
Sorry about the late response but, in answer to your question from about 2 weeks ago: I saw the american version. Oddly enough it was on canadian tv. I haven't seen the BBC version, but I'm betting its better. I usually really like the british sense of humor.
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I have developed a strong hatred towards my head.

I went to the doctor today to check up on the acute pharyngitis I developed yesterday. I learned a few cool things while there; my blood pressure is cruising along at 120/72 (I've never been concerned but my dad likes to think I'm slowly killing myself) and I've lost 8lbs in 12 days thanks to my...
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iamcitizen:
Oh, and the name thing, its the title of an Against Me! song.
andain:
Hope you feel better soon hot pants!

Going to Jill's b-day bash right?!?!?!

PS You have picture mail... biggrin (I think hehe)
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A cute big bald guy called me late last night to invite me out for a quick drink, which was quite perfect because I had missed him all weekend. Although in true sheepish form, I muttered something about how I just took my pain killers and have to be up early, so no thank you. I also may have missed a perfect flirtatious opportunity judging...
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angelfuckaz:
Ahh I LOVE YOU
iamcitizen:
We are all really shitty when it comes to the opposite sex, well there are a couple exceptions, but I hate those assholes. Think of it this way, women who don't marry live longer, I will die nice and young though.
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I love Pink Champagne and girl's nights.

I hate hangovers and dry sockets.
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supergp:
I'm jealous.

Well, not of the dry sockets.

I've got a hangover, though!
iamcitizen:
Stomach is still hurting, I turned into a giant pussy
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Just got off of work. Changing into pajamas for ease of nap and watching the last 3 episodes I have left of Tru Calling. Then Fibber Magees for some hot kilt action, then lots of vaginer at Girl's Night.
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supergp:
If you're serious, I'll pick it up next time I'm at Best Buy.
supergp:
Deal.