This entry best viewed with Missy Elliot's One Minute Man playing in the background.
Last night we drank copious amounts of $1 drinks before we moved over to another bar and their $5 drinks to ring in Krissy's birthday at 12:01.
Recieved some odd text messages throughout the night that I didn't respond to, and at 2:30 I got a phone call from the voice I recognized as Mr. 5 Minute Man from 2003. I can't believe that after 2 years this guy still has my phone number even though we only shared one night of fun. Or in his case, non-fun. I had driven all the way to Peoria for 5 minutes of awkward sex and then fell asleep in his mom's bed.
I told him to meet me outside of the bar last night. Partly because I wanted to see if he was still cute, as I've been craving some male playtime. As I previously remembered, within 5 minutes he exploded. Offending Nick and Mark within seconds of meeting them for no logical reason. Could invision big bald Mark standing up and throwing beer-bellied 5 Minute Man clear back to Texas when I intervened and said that it was good to see him but I had to get drunken Krissy home. When he left I secretly congratulated myself on being single with a razor sharp wit while the others laughed at my choice of one night stands.
The boys could not get away from me fast enough and giggled all the way to their car on my behalf. Krissy and I dissected the whole phenomenon of 5 Minute Men and its relation to mental stupidity on our way to Oasis where I treated her to her first ever Hookah.
Sometimes I feel like only the weirdest things happen to me.
Last night we drank copious amounts of $1 drinks before we moved over to another bar and their $5 drinks to ring in Krissy's birthday at 12:01.
Recieved some odd text messages throughout the night that I didn't respond to, and at 2:30 I got a phone call from the voice I recognized as Mr. 5 Minute Man from 2003. I can't believe that after 2 years this guy still has my phone number even though we only shared one night of fun. Or in his case, non-fun. I had driven all the way to Peoria for 5 minutes of awkward sex and then fell asleep in his mom's bed.
I told him to meet me outside of the bar last night. Partly because I wanted to see if he was still cute, as I've been craving some male playtime. As I previously remembered, within 5 minutes he exploded. Offending Nick and Mark within seconds of meeting them for no logical reason. Could invision big bald Mark standing up and throwing beer-bellied 5 Minute Man clear back to Texas when I intervened and said that it was good to see him but I had to get drunken Krissy home. When he left I secretly congratulated myself on being single with a razor sharp wit while the others laughed at my choice of one night stands.
The boys could not get away from me fast enough and giggled all the way to their car on my behalf. Krissy and I dissected the whole phenomenon of 5 Minute Men and its relation to mental stupidity on our way to Oasis where I treated her to her first ever Hookah.
Sometimes I feel like only the weirdest things happen to me.
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it was good seeing you @ ms. jilly's b-day bash. yay for being the only 2 who weren't drinking