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Went to the Vine last night with Sean where we attempted to have a serious conversation but ended up talking about babies born without penises and life in general. After many shots and beers, Sean ditches me and leaves me alone with our friend Mark. Really cute big bald guy. The first 10 minutes were extremely awkward because we've never seen each other than Sean's apartment and random bars, and never had any real conversations other than drunk ones. Well I think we handled it very well as soon enough we were drinking beer after beer after beer...

He took a picture of my hand on a drunk girls ass, she was so drunk she didn't realize I was grabbing her. Another picture of me and just some random girl I walked up to and asked if I could have a picture with her. Met a really charming fellow from New Zealand who kept us entertained for a while, and a guy named Joshua from Juarez. Some guy walked up to me and said that he forgot my name, but perhaps it was "Jasmine", so I convinced him that it was. Explained to a girl what a rim job is because she didn't know. Gave sparkle glitter shirt girl my phone number and she invited us to a Hip Hop club tonight in Mesa. Also the sweetest thing was Mark picking up the tab and calling me when I was on my way home to make sure I made it ok.

I had so much fun being an asshole with Mark. It really suits us. I was grinning all the way back home.