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Sunday Apr 03, 2005

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Yesterday, two out of shape smokers, one an ex-lifeguard and the other an ex-diver, attempted to swim laps in the pool.

After 2 laps, it was decided they would stop before they drowned.
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thrasher:
I hear drowning sucks
Apr 3, 2005
jmand2:
i went swimming in the tub yesterday. i find it less tiresome for old, chubby guys. And if the tub is too big, you can always just give yourself one swirly, and consider that your workout for the day. Hope all is well on the accident front, and i will honor your wishes on our recent conversation. Here are some animals. bok miao!! ooo aaa oink
Apr 3, 2005

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