Funny thing(s) happened tonight:
Touched Zach's bulge
Flirting/groped a 7ft. tall frat-man named Mark
Flirted/groped/put my boobies on a 21 year old virgin.
Weird/exciting feeling to be so turned on by someone so inexperienced.
Put off by the fact he was not receptive to "Le Bussex"
Dropped my phone for the last time, however had enough sense to write down everybody's phone numbers last week in case of such tragedy.
Um..
and got too drunk.
Thats about it.
Touched Zach's bulge
Flirting/groped a 7ft. tall frat-man named Mark
Flirted/groped/put my boobies on a 21 year old virgin.
Weird/exciting feeling to be so turned on by someone so inexperienced.
Put off by the fact he was not receptive to "Le Bussex"
Dropped my phone for the last time, however had enough sense to write down everybody's phone numbers last week in case of such tragedy.
Um..
and got too drunk.
Thats about it.
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calmer_than_you:
it was a joke, that didn't sound like a joke after i just re-read it..... i'm bad at that.
fernando37:
your life is soo exciting.... 