hearts

my fave combination of earrings.


This is what I think of snobby hipsters AND the postman, who obviously doesn't understand the meaning of "SIDE DOOR 'B'" written on my mail. Fucker!


I LOVE coloring. And sending letters. Don't you?


I am possessed...OR...I am blinded by camera flash. Choose one.

neurotic mother=neurotic dog. I woke her up when I took this pic. Where the hell did her ears go?

A. Well, I left a stupid party really early tonight since it was oozing with really snobby fake people. So. Stupid. It was at a house across from my old address, though, so I had a chance to hang out with my old neighbor Anthony. The guy was always so cool...blasting the oldies station and sitting on his porch in his PJ's with a beer. A man of style.

B. I was out "on the town" shall we say, last night for my girl's birthday and had the distinct (although very brief) pleasure of meeting SG Marie. The woman is absolutely stunning. Really, her pics do not do her justice.

C. SIX days till SGB comes to Portland!

D. steve, hang in there-lightning scares me too.

E. I just ate the most delish sandwich. It was built out of: wheat bread, veganaise, peppered tofurkey, onion sprouts, saurkraut, ketchup, mustard and avocado.

F. My best friend's husband thinks I am a bad influence on her. Newsflash: It's called FUN. Have a little and quit whining.

G. My mister is a dork. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

H. If you are in town (and you like cheap beer and loud stoner rock) you should check out Kilauea at the Paragon on the 12th of November.

It is 1:15 on a Saturday night and I am now going to bed. Cue the depressing violin music.