heartlesshellcat

OK remember my TMI warning from about a month ago?

OK, I'm revisiting that topic, so if you are a guy and JUST DON'T CARE, then leave now......








What the fuck was I thinking? (Insert ridiculously light-pitched Pollyanna voice here): "OH! It's ok. I've been on the pill for 3 years and I haven't had a real period in so long, it will be GOOD for me! It will remind me of my FEMININITY! It will be GREAT To let my body do what it does naturally!"


like fucking hell! LOL!

I "started" yesterday - and I even sensed it coming by the sense of heaviness and thickness in my head. But I didn't have much pain. (ah, how silly of me to have forgotten the FUN starts on DAY 2)

Today? Different story. Obviously I'm awake here before 5am. I've taken 4 Advil, eaten some toast and am waiting for it to kick in. My head hurts, my lower back hurts, the lower FRONT hurts, and it extends into my legs. (and for those men who ARE reading, I am not just bitching. I suffer badly, not just a "oh, this is uncomfortable" kind of thing.)

So - this whole "Let's skip a month" idea was completely and utterly RE-TAR-DED.

So I'll pick up my Pack O' Pills this morning and hopefully it will STOP in a couple of days. I'll double up today.


So we know that:
1 - I still get periods
2 - I still hate them
3 - The Pill is my bestest friend. Ev-ar.


At least I know my body auto-syncs with the moon. Now THAT'S cool to know.