I am going to go on a rant here.
You know what I hate, more than most things?
I hate when I need to go to the mall - - and trust me, I am NOT one to just "go to the mall" - - and by virtue of where My Targeted Store is, I am FORCED to walk past Abercrombie & Fitch.
It's not the 5' x 8' black and whites of young gay males strewn in plain view (honey - they are models - they have perfect lower abdominal muscles that go into the groin area, which is always shown. They are gay - and if anyone starts in on me for making rash generalizations, I'll sick my hairdresser on you. He can kick your ass!)
It's not the giggly teenage girls that run about the place.
No.
It's the fact hey have taken "scent marketing" to the level of Naseous Extremeous.
When you approach one of the stores, within about 20' you start to smell it. Then as you get IN FRONT of the store, you are gagged on this INTENSE billow of cheap-teen-sex cologne. It's horrid. It's heinous, putrid, foul, and worst of all, it give me A FUCKING HEADACHE THAT RUINS THE REST OF MY AFTERNOON.
I would like to file a Class Action Lawsuit against that company for "Gas Poisoning", for infiltrating my breathing space, for causing me pain and suffering.
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You know what I hate, more than most things?
I hate when I need to go to the mall - - and trust me, I am NOT one to just "go to the mall" - - and by virtue of where My Targeted Store is, I am FORCED to walk past Abercrombie & Fitch.
It's not the 5' x 8' black and whites of young gay males strewn in plain view (honey - they are models - they have perfect lower abdominal muscles that go into the groin area, which is always shown. They are gay - and if anyone starts in on me for making rash generalizations, I'll sick my hairdresser on you. He can kick your ass!)
It's not the giggly teenage girls that run about the place.
No.
It's the fact hey have taken "scent marketing" to the level of Naseous Extremeous.
When you approach one of the stores, within about 20' you start to smell it. Then as you get IN FRONT of the store, you are gagged on this INTENSE billow of cheap-teen-sex cologne. It's horrid. It's heinous, putrid, foul, and worst of all, it give me A FUCKING HEADACHE THAT RUINS THE REST OF MY AFTERNOON.
I would like to file a Class Action Lawsuit against that company for "Gas Poisoning", for infiltrating my breathing space, for causing me pain and suffering.
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pawko4b:
You might be able to win that. Might take some time but would be good fun 
. *hands you a rose* smell this muh lady and may the offle aroma that has offended your nasal passages be gone from your mind.
. *hands you a rose* smell this muh lady and may the offle aroma that has offended your nasal passages be gone from your mind.
pawko4b:
Nothing wrong with a vent but a reason to give a beautiful woman a rose is always a good thing .
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