True story.
I was at Cousin's this past weekend (a small establishment on the edge of what amounts to Winnipeg's granola belt of hippies old and new) and felt kind of shitty. So, I had some juice. I brought the bottle from the fridge to the counter, and told them to put it on the tab my friends and I were running, since I would be drinking later anyways. Not too long afterwards, I had another juice, and not too long afterwards we decided to leave, and I went to pay my tab. The guy behind the bar (the owner's bro) looked at me kind of funny. I then went outside where my friends were smoking, and laughing their asses off. Turns out, they had NOT made a tab, and I had. Which meant, alas, that I started a tab FOR JUICE! A fucking juice tab. It was so incredibly lame that I had to laugh at myself. I am laughing now just remembering it.
. From hence forth let the term 'juice tab' refer to any lame unneeded tab.
My roomie got Chinese delivery the other day, and his fortune cookie had an awesome fortune: "wisdom is knowing what to do next. Virtue is doing it." Word. Up.
I was at Cousin's this past weekend (a small establishment on the edge of what amounts to Winnipeg's granola belt of hippies old and new) and felt kind of shitty. So, I had some juice. I brought the bottle from the fridge to the counter, and told them to put it on the tab my friends and I were running, since I would be drinking later anyways. Not too long afterwards, I had another juice, and not too long afterwards we decided to leave, and I went to pay my tab. The guy behind the bar (the owner's bro) looked at me kind of funny. I then went outside where my friends were smoking, and laughing their asses off. Turns out, they had NOT made a tab, and I had. Which meant, alas, that I started a tab FOR JUICE! A fucking juice tab. It was so incredibly lame that I had to laugh at myself. I am laughing now just remembering it.
. From hence forth let the term 'juice tab' refer to any lame unneeded tab.
My roomie got Chinese delivery the other day, and his fortune cookie had an awesome fortune: "wisdom is knowing what to do next. Virtue is doing it." Word. Up.