God, heres a new and vile idea Id like to try out.
Right here, on my SG blog, I think its time to stage a public game of Truth or Dare.
Youre invited. Yes you. You monster.
But HOW does it work? Ive thought strenuously about this.
I will post the eternal question: Truth or Dare? Any person may respond -- stating his or her preference, and the question or dare. Then all people must either answer the question or perform the dare. (Ill also participate for each one.) When I decide enough is enough, I will ask Truth or Dare again, and off we go for a new round.
How does this sound?
I think it sounds ace.
A few additional thoughts and pointers: The game is open to all people -- those whove been with it from the start and those who stumble on it quite late. Invite / advertise to your SG friends for more fun / greater likelihood of seeing your friends naked. All responses must be kept within this blog thread (and not posted to individual blogs). Dares, I imagine, will often be proved through photos posted to the thread, but be creative. And I need hardly add: be kind, be daring, be respectful.
Lets begin.
Truth or Dare?
Right here, on my SG blog, I think its time to stage a public game of Truth or Dare.
Youre invited. Yes you. You monster.
But HOW does it work? Ive thought strenuously about this.
I will post the eternal question: Truth or Dare? Any person may respond -- stating his or her preference, and the question or dare. Then all people must either answer the question or perform the dare. (Ill also participate for each one.) When I decide enough is enough, I will ask Truth or Dare again, and off we go for a new round.
How does this sound?
I think it sounds ace.
A few additional thoughts and pointers: The game is open to all people -- those whove been with it from the start and those who stumble on it quite late. Invite / advertise to your SG friends for more fun / greater likelihood of seeing your friends naked. All responses must be kept within this blog thread (and not posted to individual blogs). Dares, I imagine, will often be proved through photos posted to the thread, but be creative. And I need hardly add: be kind, be daring, be respectful.
Lets begin.
Truth or Dare?
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The first is, of course, Morrissey. Were I alakazamed into an awkward lady version of myself, I would beeline for Morrissey -- who, ahem, may or may not be interested in helping me return to manhood. Still, I'd try. First, I'd be an exceptional someone; Morrissey is meritocratic. I'd try singing, of course, but I'd also give a go at poetry, sculpture, acting, and radical vegetarian activism. If all this failed to get his attention, I'd concentrate on being very, very heartfelt. You never know.
If any of this won me a meeting, I'd seduce Morrissey coyly. Wittily, slyly. And when that failed, I'd shuck my concert tee and lay my shivering bosom down on his faux bear rug. You never know.
He'd be a monster, of course: nibbling my creamy recesses and whispering breathy excuses in mine ear. At the critical moment, he would want a moment alone in the corner, perhaps, but I -- in desperation -- should have none of that. I would gently crawl over to him, produce a wry grin, shrug with a mighty understanding of life's transient futility, then proffer my glorious quim. He would mount me diffidently, but then, all at once, his pink conqueror would thrust into that virgin country. I would scream! I would clasp him, careful not to leave marks that might be visible from an audience pit! I would spasm as the magic moment came --
-- and I would transform back into my male self --
-- at which point, of course, the real fun might begin.
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The alternative course, of course, would just be to ring up Jude Law and have it done with in an afternoon.
I'd say we started off quite well, but tapered off dramatically after the second question. Perhaps the holidays interfered. Or perhaps the likelihood of eventually seeing me partially naked drove everyone off, erring on the side of caution.
Anyhow, thanks ultramuch to everyone who chipped in to this first game. If we play T or D in the future on this blog, what would ylou suggest to improve the game?
Next up, I'd like to post a couple of interviews with various SG friends -- very patient SG friends -- and then, perhaps, we'll have some other sort of group participation. Any suggestions for that?