hayes

the promise of life and eternity
is used just like the sword
he'll filled you up with his devil's cock
and he'll come in the name of the lord

oh Al, you are such a poet...

Ministry and Revolting cocks fucking ruled! The Corona's along with the hottie spanking my ass wasn't bad either, pics to come later...

drunk and high in the early afternoon, listening to Blind Melon in my brother's twenty year old Led Zeppelin t-shirt, life is good...

...until the dishes start calling

First off, big thanks to you guys who pledged me for the MS walk, my dinky little city raised over $55,000!! It was a totally shitty day, poured rain the entire time. Poor Warner couldn't get his ears warm for about an hour afterwards. Good thing we had him bundled up so most of him kept dry. People kept stopping up on the walk to...
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Wow, thanks for all your wonderful b-day comments, I feel loved
So I think I quit my job, or well I pretty much have a new job, making the same I was at my mega stress job, but at a video store. They told me how much I would make and I said thats no good so they came back and offered me more money...
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who we are now we'll always be...

...all the best haircuts are taken

you know you're old when...

You're headed into the strip club. You just smoked a couple joints and have had a few drinks at a friends prior. Just about to walk in and see that the cops are parked out front and think, oh great, the fuzz. Go in anyway, and just as you are walking through the front door the cop is walking out....
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Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone! Since I have one of the most Irish names ever I am celebrating by getting hammered like a good Irish(wo)man should. Even though I'm only Irish by marriage, and am actually Scottish. Aw well, any excuse right?

Why does fucked up shit happen to good people and scum bag mother fuckers win the lottery and shit?
The day before yesterday my grandfather was alive and well. No real health problems to mention. We just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary a few weeks back. All together out for dinner, my brother, parents, cousins, aunts. I was joking with my husband that I couldn't...
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I should really make little notes here and there so I didn't find myself scratching my head everytime I lay my fingers to the keyboard.
Same old same old and I don't want to go to work today, big surprise. It seems to be getting worse, or maybe it's just in my head. I try to avoid the people who stress me out the most,...
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