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Tuesday Aug 16, 2005

Aug 16, 2005
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Oh what a weekend...

Friday night, decided to go to the Keg on the Falls. Love that restaurant soo much. It's on the 9th floor of a hotel over looking the Falls, enjoying a martini and a bacon wrapped tenderloin, and then there were fireworks halfway through dinner, over the Falls, it was awesome. Left so very full. I suggested hitting the casino for a little bit, but considering dinner was 150$ for the 2 of us, we opted to hit the strip club instead. Just upon walking in I spot this totally cute girl in an outfit I nearly bought that morning at La Senza. I tried to get kev's attention to look at her, but he missed her entirely as he was ordering our drinks. We're just sitting watching the show and that girl comes over to our section. I give kev the elbow to check her out and of course she spots him looking at her and starts to come over. Normally I'm like pink cryptonite in a strip club. I've actually had a dancer appologize to me for approaching kev, I thought it was funny. Why do they think I'm there? To make sure he behaves himself? Anyway, she's all chattin us up, and askes if we want a dance, I told kev he could go ahead if he wanted to and she was all, no the both of you have to come. No arguments there. She asked if kev was my boyfriend and when I said husband, she said, you're not going to punch me in the face are you? ~hehe~ It was by far THE best dance I have ever experienced. She kept telling me how hot I was, and then asked if I minded if she took off my shirt, and of course I didn't. She was all sucking on my tits and making out with me. She asked kev if he was jealous and he quickly replied no, just keep touching her. It was lots of fun.

Saturday night was my best friends wedding reception. She got married in Vegas a few weeks back and her parents had the party at their house in town. They live on the lake and have a huge inground pool as well. When I got there Jan was already so very drunk and instructed me to catch up with her. I think I took this a bit too literal cause I have NEVER been this drunk before. Pretty damn close at my bachelorette party, but not quite. At some point I peeled off my clothes and went swimming in my undies. Not sure where I got changed but I didn't have them on when I got home. Kev told me that he was chatting with someone when a guy he didn't even know came up to him and said that I had just gone down by the fire, and looked like I might need some help. The night ended with kev finding me on the bathroom floor and throwing me over his shoulder and putting me in the car. He said I refused to leave without saying bye to Jan so he went and got her. When she came out, I nearly barfed on her, but instead all over the side of my car. That was a lovely thing to clean up. I woke up with multiple bruises, and my hip hurting something aweful. I quickly figured that out when I saw the big dent and scratch on the side of my car from where I must have fallen into my car and hit it with the button on my pocket of my pants. I threw up for 14 hours straight and somewhere between the 8th & 10th round of dry heaves I vowed never to touch the gin again. Sadly, I was back on it by last night. Nothing like a little hair of the dog right??? A great weekend all together, got a couple more days to recoupe before I head to Slanny's this weekend to do it all over again, well maybe not quite everything. I think I'll exclude the massive barfing session this time...

on another note Queer as Folk is officially over, a girl at work today was asking me about and I started crying, fuck I'm such a geek...

VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
slannyfaced:
balls..........was hoping you guys might be able to come up friday nite.........got Parkers birthday shite Saturday.....guess I'll have to do "stuff" all by myself.....
Aug 26, 2005
nikonphoto80:
that would be pretty damn cool wouldn't it. biggrin
Aug 27, 2005

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