hayes

Ok, so I havn't updated in a bit, or so I've been told. So this entry may be a little disjointed.

I'm on vacation, once again, and doing nothing, once again. Well, not till next weekend anyway. I've got to go to court on Thursday to kick one of my tenants out. He's on month #3 of not paying rent, he's moved his crackhead gf in, who we affectionatly call 'grandma cracker' We've had the cops at our place, and found needles in our yard. This is where I draw the line. So hopefully I will win this hands down. I have all my paperwork to support my side, and more importantly, I'm not a junkie who doesn't pay their bills. I'm pretty sure I have the upper hand in this.

Come Friday the hubby and I are heading to Montreal for a few days, should be a good time. How can alcohol and strip clubs not make for a good time really. Nothing says happy anniversary honey, like seeing a chick put her tits in your husband's face. Until then I sit, I clean, I smoke lots of pot.

I watched UFC for 4 hours straight the other night and then I dreamt about kicking some ass all night long. I love that shit.

Friday morning Mr. Blue Balls, becomes just, Mr. Blue. He's just turned 7 months and it's time for the snip, ya ya, all you boys can cross your legs and curse me for it, but they are literally getting bigger by the day. I'm a little scared to even let him sit on me at the moment for fear of an explosion. My moms going to come and stay with him for the weekend. Right now he's playing some socker. No, that's spelled correctly, he has his own game he plays with a pair of wool socks. This cat is the Beckham of the feline world.

I had a dream last night that I was in a hotel (nearly half my dreams consist of being in a hotel, the other mostly in my elementary school, with a very small percentage in various other places) and this girl was taking me somewhere but wouldn't tell me where. Then we walk into this room with a bunch of priests in it, and she gets naked. I guess she took me to some priest orgy or something, but I was outta there, they were all old and fat, and creepy, and closing in on me. WTF does a dream like that mean?

So it's my 2 year wedding annjiversary today. It's not nearly as nice as my wedding day today. It's cold, and overcast. This day 2 years ago, was bright, and sunny, and nearly 80! The bee's were out, and under my dress constantly. I had 11 layers in it and they were just having a blast flying into each one of them. My cousin got stung trying to pull one out. It went by so fast I hardly remember any of it, but I can sit and flip through the pictures.
Also it's Colcannon's b-day today, go tell that bastard to have a happy one!!!