hawt_chocolate

Come ride with me
On and unforgettable journey
To a land before time
Don't be scared
I'll hold your hand if you hold mine
Step into my Timepod!
Destination, Prehistoric!
See that button? Press it!
Bleep Bleep! BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP!
See that lever?
PULL!
WhoooooooaahhhH!

Light so bright!
Feel stretched like elastic.
Where are we?
JURASSIC! JURASSIC!

Not the Triassic!
We don't wanna get Cretaceous!
Right in the middle of the Mesozoic!
Is whats stoking US!
The golden age for herbavourous
DINOSAURUS! DINOSAURUS!

Foraging through the thick Folliage
Stoic Savage Scenery Surounds
Broing with Brachiousaurus
Longneck elevator Express!
Munchin on berries & leaves
Are all my body needs
Wait.. Everything is Quiet
Too Quiet..
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BRAHHHHHHH!
O FUCK! Theropods ran up on us!
Allosaurs are inconsiderate Assholes!
I'm not your picnic!
We're just here to visit!
You're big but I'm craftyer!
Little did you know I was raised by Velocoraptor!
Bolt! Run Run Run!
Back to the Timepod
We had our fun fun fun!
Pull the lever!
Zip Zoop!
Vim Vam VOOP!
You didn't press the button?
Where the heck are we headin??
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Black Darkness. Dark and Forboading
From where did we Poop?
Forever Floating.. in Space!

damn

Goodbye human race