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Monday Jul 30, 2007

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I thought this was funny.

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with 4 young mothers & their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the 1st mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the 2nd Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the 3rd Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the 4th mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand & whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

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VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
syh:
Mandy Moore on Oxygen? Hmm. I might consider watching that if she, Hillary Duff, and Amanda Bynes were to wrestle in Jello. It wouldn't be enough to make me get cable though.
Jul 30, 2007
slackerinchief:
*claps*
Excellent, quite excellent.
Aug 1, 2007

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